Is this a rat snake ? Or maybe a ringneck snake ?? How about a rattler ?? Any sugestions ?

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Is this a rat snake ? Or maybe a ringneck snake ?? How about a rattler ?? Any sugestions ?

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That's amazing! The way the snake is laying, it's upside down, so it's hard to see, but if you look very closely, the pattern spells out the word "gullible"!
If you are going to post stuff like this, you might want to at least change your scrolling signature line so we might at least think you are serious for a moment.
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Chris Harrison
San Antonio, Texas
Redtail guy .. So i do know about Redtails ... Please anyone ? can anyone tell me what this snake is ? is it a hognose ? Or maybe a milksnake of some sort ?
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im new to ths form amd with out a good head shot and scale count i would have to say it is some kind of rare north american cobra that grow to 20 plus feet. but thn agin i am knew to this forum so i dont know
handle my new cobra now then
thanks so much 
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Isn't that Samuel Jackson's co-star?
Wait, no! Its actually one of those computer-generated-animation thingys!
No, no, no!!! Its a stuntman wearing a psycidellic firehose prop left over from Steve Austin Powers!
ROTFLMAO!
JPD
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I am so not lesdysxic!
0.1 Creamsicle Cornsake "Yolanda"
1.0 Bairds Ratsnake "Steely Dan"
0.1 Desert Kingsnake "FATTY"
0.1 Black Rat (WV Rescue) "Roberta"
i suggest you go sleep in the bed with your new cobra !!!!
>>im new to ths form amd with out a good head shot and scale count i would have to say it is some kind of rare north american cobra that grow to 20 plus feet. but thn agin i am knew to this forum so i dont know
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Chris Harrison
San Antonio, Texas
What was the purpose of this thread? Humor? Sarcasm? To show off a new pet? I mean no offense but I am quite confident that you know it is not any of the species you mentioned and that you in fact know at least what type of snake it is. It is a nice looking animal but I failed to perceive the intent of the post.
a little bit of humor
Which i see this forum obviously lacks
For those of you that got a good laugh out of it , Im glad you did
And thanks for the funny replies
Those that obviously got offended for no particular reason, Oh well
We cant all have good sense of humors .. Peace .. Koky
p.s. For those of you that are really intrested , i do know what it is and NO i dont keep Burms although imo they are one of the best looking animals in the world .. If you are intrested in looking at some of what i have .. heres a link ..Hope you guys like 
http://www.boaconstrictor.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7552
and heres another one 
http://www.boaconstrictor.net/forums/showthread.php?t=7811
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