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At the Expo..

I am coming to eat your SOULS and would like to see your new MORPHS to take some pictures of them at the Daytona Show!

These pictures are for a much longer improved updated and unreadable(unless you can read either German or French)picture book- The Complete Ball Python.

This new version is going to be packed with all of the mutations out there and I want to be as up to date as possible....

So, if you have your NEW mutation or even some killer "old" ones I would like to take some pictures and give you credit. This is a great chance for us to get any new mutations that have been missed for the book and for YOU to get the credit for it!!!

Just imagine..... a bunch of "jibberish" and there in the muck of it, your name...and your snake!

This book will be a must have picture book with all of the new cool stuff out there and a bunch of new info that I just made up to fill space.. some crazy new info about Alien abductions, great white sharks eating all of the guppies...Mr. Rogers.... Why the Cookie Monster is a bad Role Model for little children....*HINT* binging and purging at the same time....

Remember, once I get your soul I get your SNAKES!

Presently, I am full with Ian's soul..

He had the nerve to create a MUTATION before I ALLOWED IT!

That will be the last of that!

Ghost mumbo jumbo bumble honey funny bee thing....what kind of thing is that?

Since I now possess his soul I will have to name them when they shed....

Yes Amir, you are on my list since you continue to use your SNoopy Pose and BLur stink a shot camera...

EVILMORPHGOD
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www.newenglandreptile.com

Ghost Mumbo Jumbo Bumble Honey Funny Bee Thing?????

But I have to say...You scare me!
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Jeremy Conrad
bpConnection
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...Can't...stop...must...get...more...balls...

Kara
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www.newenglandreptile.com

N/P
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Ron Billingsley
www.ronbillingsleyreptiles.com

K~
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www.newenglandreptile.com

If it doesn't come out in English, but has more great pics, everyone here will still buy it. Then two years later, he'll come out with the English version, so if you want to actually be able to read what is in the book, you'll buy that too!

After all, why sell one book when you can sell 3 to the same person!?!

"EVILGREEDGOD"
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Jeremy Conrad
bpConnection
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...Can't...stop...must...get...more...balls...

Let's just say that I let you photograph my balls, will there be anyone else present while you are manipulating them for pictures? Will someone else be 'posing' my balls while you photograph them or will this be a solo effort? I can tell you that my balls are very precious to me and not many people have seen them, so how do I know that my balls will be safe once they are photographed? I am pretty shy also so where will you be photographing my balls...my room or your room? What kinds of background will you be placing my balls on in order to photograph them? I think that either black or white acrylic would be a good background to photograph my balls on because it throws off a pretty good reflection if the lighting is right. Although...if the acrylic is cold to the touch I don't think that my balls would would be comfortable on it. Will I be getting any royalties if my balls make it on the cover of the new book?

Sorry for all of the questions but I have always been leary about letting people photograph my balls...there are some real weirdos out there...you know! Look forward to hearing from you!
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
ghireptiles.com

I have plenty of experience handling balls and I know how to wrangle them into shape and even slap them around so they will submitt to my will!

As far as you being "shy"....

Not to over step the powers of SATAN but I have been watching my "Satan Cam" home hour viewings and "Shy" is not the right word or even thought...

That "thing"(I will not expand on such things that float) that looks like "Captian Kangaroo" you keep under your bed should file charges against you!

I don't know if "HELL" has a place for your type of oddness..

Your application is being reviewed and we are happy to see that you have consistantly lied on every question, this may be one of your only redeeming qualities this far...

But there was that time in the "Shop and Save" produce department....

I don't quite know if your EVIL enough for us that when you get right down to it "Taste Like BURNING"...

"The Cleaner" may need to step up his Bank Account Sufferings to ENTER DURING "THE BURNING TIMES"...

SATAN
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"Satan™" is a registered trademark of NERD, Inc. Any copyright infringment is punishable by ETERNAL DAMNATION and some other terrible stuff.

Hope it meets your needs.
The snake is ok but the hand model puts it over the top.

Also, my soul has already been mortgaged several times and has a lien or two on it so get in line.

And isnt the prince of darkness ageless??

You may be a bit too old for the part.

Perhaps you should stick to being SANTA

Sincerely
Amir

You will find I am AGELESS!!!

And it said "Let there be BLACKNESS" and it fell upon your EYES!

Nice snake.... Yeah, I think you are number one....

You think that is bad? My liens have their own LIENS!

I will have to come hold your hand so we can cross into the promised land of picture taking together and share your new Yuppie Mutations!!!!!

SANTA
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"Satan™" is a registered trademark of NERD, Inc. Any copyright infringment is punishable by ETERNAL DAMNATION and some other terrible stuff.

As I only have a bunch of normal females, a NERD pastel male, a het albino pair, and a pair of granites, and a horde of reduced pattern babies.
I have nothing of value to offer the God!!!!! What is thy bidding my master?
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Christine
Tails With Scales Reptiles
Happiness is biting my snake back!

And Satan is bringing is evil pet Platty, and I don't mean the Lesser. I think that everyone who gets a chance should check out Satan's balls, and then handle his Platty retic. You will know the true meaning of evil post-handling!

I am sorry but anyone else find this talk crazy? I think Kevin might have ADHT? Maybe some more meds will help! Is that how you produce these nice snakes?

If SOME other "personalities" in the Ball Python Biz think that are big enough to start a "war", then Kevin owns the battlefield. I'm glad to see that he's not caught up in the playground tomfoolery.

Rex Satanis! Long live the EMG!

-Jason