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Who in here has blue balls?

splitbrain Sep 13, 2006 11:28 AM

My wife won't let me spend $20k on a couple snakes.
What gives?
Splitbrain

Replies (7)

neilgolli Sep 13, 2006 11:54 AM

Where I spent $35,000 and has never again asked to see what comes in or what goes out. As long as everything is paid for at the end of the month she is happy....

Neil Golli
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Neil Golli
(813) 856 3408
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garycrain Sep 13, 2006 11:59 AM

take your medicine and sleep on the couch for a few weeks like the rest of us! haha

Pfan151 Sep 13, 2006 12:38 PM

I prefer the lying method. My wife thinks I paid $500 for my pied and $1500 for my het Lavenders. I just don't let her come to any Reptile shows with me and I throw away all receipts before coming home. I also buy her an expensive purse/shoes every once in a while to keep her happy and to keep her from asking too many questions.
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John Vandegrift

LadyOhh Sep 13, 2006 03:11 PM

EVIL!!!

I wish I could pass everyone up on what I paid for stuff, but my family is aware of the game, they help me, and it is hard to pull the wool over their eyes.
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-Ohh, what a Lady-

Balls for Life, Baby!

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Aaron Sep 14, 2006 02:19 AM

If your wife doesn't want you to have a nice pair of Blue Balls you gotta ask yourself if she is really worth having.

Anson Sep 14, 2006 12:09 PM

I think the problem is he already has a pair.

j3nnay Sep 14, 2006 01:46 PM

>>I think the problem is he already has a pair.

lmao!

I guess one pair just isn't enough.
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1.1 normal ball pythons (Cindy and Darwin)
1.0 rex rat (Scurvy)
0.1 bunny (Spazz)
2.1 betta fishes (Vicious, Killer, and Butters)
3.1 great danes (Shasta, Odysseus, Merlot, and Watson)
1.0 fat fuzzy mutt (Smokey)
1.1 cats (Thidwick and Turtle)
2.0 horses (Buddy and Sam)
1.0 goat (Billy Jack)
2.25 chickens (Jacques the rooster and his harem)

but what I really want is more ball pythons!

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