Check her feces for a drivers license. That way you will know who she ate and you could send a letter of apology.
Thats a mighty big burm to have loose. Damn!
I got a funny story. Many years ago I had a yellow ratsnake. I wasnt a real big fan of the ratsnakes but at the time my home became a halfway house for wayward reptiles. When a neighbor or friend's kid had some type of herp they didnt want any more it would wind up with me, at least until I could find a proper home for it. This particular snake had a noticeable scar running along the left side of its body. It was wild caught so thats not unusual. One day he got out and absolutely disappeated. I searched the house to no avail.
I used to live very close to a golf course surrounded by wood. Months after the snake escaped I get a call from a co worker. He had taken his young son golfing and the little guy was much more interested in running around the woods than hitting the white ball. Cant say as I blame him. Anyway, he saw a snake sitting in a low branch in a tree and convinced his father to help him catch it. Somehow they managed to get it and brought it home. He described it to me on the phone and I couldnt believe it.
I said "By chance does it have a large scar running down the left side?"
It did. They had found my missing snake. Unbelieveable. He asked me if I wanted it back. Uh uh! Finders keepers! I went over there to give him some snake stuff and sure enough it was him. And he had grown. He looked very well fed. Good thing they got him since he probably would not have survived the northern winter.
He became the family pet and as far as I know they still have him.