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I think things are slowing down on the board, we shoould hold some contests. Lets start by posting a pictue of your fatest Collared lisard gravids don't count. And then we can vote, the winner picks the next contest.

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1.1 Bearded Dragon (Drago,Medusa)
1.1 Desert Iguana(Dima, Dianne)
1.0 Green Iguana (Igor)
0.1.1 Chuckwalla (roxy,Little Chuckie)
1.3.5 Collared Lizard (Fred, Wilma, Betty, #1,2,3,4,5, KND)
1.1 Desert Leopard Lizard (Simba, Kimba)
0.1 Calif. Kingsnake (Keebler)
0.1 Hamster (Tofu)
1.1 Kids
0.1 Wife

I'm game! I've only got one, so she's automatically the fattest collared I have. The last picture is my fattest LIZARD, even though she isn't a collared.

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Torey
Eugene, Oregon, USA
1.1 Saharan Uros (Joe and Arthur)
3.1 Mali Uros (Spike, Turtle, Tank, and Lilly)
1.1 Ornate Uros (Scuttlebutt and Shazzbot)
0.1 Collared Lizard (Rorschach)
2.1 Green Anoles (Bowser, Sprocket, Leeloo)
1.1 Chubby Housecats (Roscolux and Jenny)

i think she would win the nicest pattern, that other one has quite the neck
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1.1 Bearded Dragon (Drago,Medusa)
1.1 Desert Iguana(Dima, Dianne)
1.0 Green Iguana (Igor)
0.1.1 Chuckwalla (roxy,Little Chuckie)
1.3.5 Collared Lizard (Fred, Wilma, Betty, #1,2,3,4,5, KND)
1.1 Desert Leopard Lizard (Simba, Kimba)
0.1 Calif. Kingsnake (Keebler)
0.1 Hamster (Tofu)
1.1 Kids
0.1 Wife

Well, since I don't technically have Collareds anymore, I'm not sure if I'm eligble, but I have to share my fat picture anyways. And since I'm breaking rules already, I think she's gravid in this picture too, and had just finished eating a mouse.

Enjoy,
David

that's going to be a tough one to beat

Cecil
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1.1 Bearded Dragon (Drago,Medusa)
1.1 Desert Iguana(Dima, Dianne)
1.0 Green Iguana (Igor)
0.1.1 Chuckwalla (roxy,Little Chuckie)
1.3.5 Collared Lizard (Fred, Wilma, Betty, #1,2,3,4,5, KND)
1.1 Desert Leopard Lizard (Simba, Kimba)
0.1 Calif. Kingsnake (Keebler)
0.1 Hamster (Tofu)
1.1 Kids
0.1 Wife

That's cheating!! Ha Ha!

I only got 4 and the heaviest two are still gangly yearlings that refuse to eat wax worms, lol.

Seeing as everyone else is breaking the rules and I dont have any fat collareds at all can I vote?

And Can I vote for the late Ivan? I always loved her pictures, and I loved her cute little neck rolls, and her chunky little legs... I'm sure she'd win..... If you post a photo Vonnie.... I'll vote multiple times, I'm sure they'll never know, lol. And it doesnt say anything about multiple entries
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Kelly

There is a thin person inside of me trying to get out. I keep her quiet with chocolate

www.collaredlizards.co.uk

ivan was a porker most of her life. the skinniest she was, was at the end. but even then, for not eating she was still pretty hefty

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vonnie

***Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde ***

See what I mean? She was a beauty, and that photo is great, bless her little chubby legs x x x
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Kelly

There is a thin person inside of me trying to get out. I keep her quiet with chocolate

www.collaredlizards.co.uk

of graduate school and at times when I was the typical destitute graduate student, i would threaten to eat meat from her thighs
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vonnie

***Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde ***

heres my fat girl, lol

do you feed them miracle grow? i knew rory was a porker, never knew shazzbot was one too!
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vonnie

***Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde ***

Shazza's a chow hound, too. Her mamma is Audrey's Piglet (daddy is Desi). She definitely takes after Piglet.

My other fatty is Joe, who outweighs both Malis who are longer.

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Torey
Eugene, Oregon, USA
1.1 Saharan Uros (Joe and Arthur)
3.1 Mali Uros (Spike, Turtle, Tank, and Lilly)
1.1 Ornate Uros (Scuttlebutt and Shazzbot)
0.1 Collared Lizard (Rorschach)
2.1 Green Anoles (Bowser, Sprocket, Leeloo)
1.1 Chubby Housecats (Roscolux and Jenny)

good lord (and lard)! can joe even walk? from what my mom says, my uros are starting to look like that. she says helga feels like you are holding a small puppy LOL i will get to see them the end of november, but they definitely are not coming back with me
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vonnie

***Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde ***

Toreys baby "Rorschach"

** To MOST LIKELY SURPASS ANY and all of our FAT GIRLS OR .. (Big boned/ full figured) Girls.

For such a youngster she seems to have PACKED on quite a few pounds hehehhehee , LMAO
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PHEve / Eve

Contact PHEve

Okay I'll play.....

Here is one of my larger girls, Moki, not gravid, just full figured, LOL I just took these 2 pics this morning. Shes a very light whitish brown color, a texas lady.

Moki was found with Modoc, and is his mate.

Moki, female C.collaris/Texas Colored

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PHEve / Eve

Contact PHEve

lol, definitely a chunker! very pretty lady though
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vonnie

***Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde ***

Okay, Eve--slowly back away from the air compressor . . .

élan
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5.6.0 Collareds
1.2.0 Leopard Lizards
1.0.0 Mali Uromastix
1.2.0 Green Anole
1.0.0 Chinese Dwarf Newt
1.0.0 White's Treefrog
1.0.0 Fire bellied toad
1.0.0 Treefrog (Alabama native)
Even More Felines
1.3.0 Canines
1.0.0 Equine

I really should be in bed right now, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to show off Peanut in another "Fat Lizard Contest," especially since I have a new Canon Rebel to play with!

Here she is from tonight--Peanut in all her glory:

élan

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5.6.0 Collareds
1.2.0 Leopard Lizards
1.0.0 Mali Uromastix
1.2.0 Green Anole
1.0.0 Chinese Dwarf Newt
1.0.0 White's Treefrog
1.0.0 Fire bellied toad
1.0.0 Treefrog (Alabama native)
Even More Felines
1.3.0 Canines
1.0.0 Equine

The same thing Moki does, ehhehehehee LMAO fat lil girls,

But real perrty ladies!
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PHEve / Eve

Contact PHEve

I think it's Peanut, or Moki but I'm leaning to Peanut

Cecil
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1.1 Bearded Dragon (Drago,Medusa)
1.1 Desert Iguana(Dima, Dianne)
1.0 Green Iguana (Igor)
0.1.1 Chuckwalla (roxy,Little Chuckie)
1.3.5 Collared Lizard (Fred, Wilma, Betty, #1,2,3,4,5, KND)
1.1 Desert Leopard Lizard (Simba, Kimba)
0.1 Calif. Kingsnake (Keebler)
0.1 Hamster (Tofu)
1.1 Kids
0.1 Wife

I'm sticking to Ivan !!
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Kelly

There is a thin person inside of me trying to get out. I keep her quiet with chocolate

www.collaredlizards.co.uk

Awww, shucks . . , blush, blush

Thanks for leaning Peanut's way

élan
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5.6.0 Collareds
1.2.0 Leopard Lizards
1.0.0 Mali Uromastix
1.2.0 Green Anole
1.0.0 Chinese Dwarf Newt
1.0.0 White's Treefrog
1.0.0 Fire bellied toad
1.0.0 Treefrog (Alabama native)
Even More Felines
1.3.0 Canines
1.0.0 Equine

i was hoping peter would post his one girl, she is technically gravid in the picture, but that girl is big regardless of the fact she is actually gravid in the photo.

i like them ALL. gotta love it when they are fat and happy
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vonnie

***Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde ***

So who on the Fat Contest and what's the next one going to be?

David

This was my baby Hermes at 5.5 months old. He isn't with us anymore, but he was sure a porker.

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Valerie

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.--

God bless the USA

vrk.photosite.com

I'm shocked, ha ha, he's a very big boy, lol
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Kelly

There is a thin person inside of me trying to get out. I keep her quiet with chocolate

www.collaredlizards.co.uk