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Hey,

Just e-mail it to me if you have it! A website would be helpful.

Thanks,

Steve

If you're talking about Ian from Outback Reptiles, here is his info:

14412 Lightner Road
Haymarket, VA 20169

703-472-5634

-John

He sold his soul CHEAP!!! Always the cheapest guy on the block and SATAN looks for bargains!

He is a very large man (6'7", much like a modern day Cromagnon Man with a very high intellect approaching 63.467.

He is a powerful force as a breader.

This man can cook a loaf like no ones business.

This 2006 season he has at least 4 cash ins on his soul.

Red Stripe Ball
Axanthic Spotnose Ball
Yellow Jacket Ball
Bumble Bee Ghost....(GRRRRRRRR.................)

and the Dirt Ball....the last being Ian for making the Bumble Bee Ghost before ME!!!! I have missed 4 times now!!!

This guy is LOADED and he generally has servants doing most of the dirty work..... He is an avid hunter of rabid field mice which he spends countless hours rubbed down in pheromones as he stalks his quarry.

Why would anyone want to meet this TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING?

SATAN
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Why would anyone want to meet him? He is a legend...that's why! I can't wait to talk to him about hunting! I just shot a young spike the other day...I had to, it was either me or him! Very high powered rifle from about...oh say...10 yards. He was at my bird feeder getting ready to launch a full blown attack on me so there was nothing else I could do! I barely had time to aim...maybe like 20 seconds, but it seemed just like 'that' (snapping fingers).

Anyway...Potts tells me Ian is a great guy, except for the pizza thing, and I look forward to meeting him someday.
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
ghireptiles.com

""This man can cook a loaf like no ones business"".

............what the heck does this mean to you actually?......

......I have a thought onto what kind of loaf he can cook?......

.......when I saw him today he must have shrunk.......

..........and what the hey is a red striped?....show and tell?....

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the bottom not only fell out of this market......

it sucked the top down with it......

.........screached to a stop

The "Breaders" part is from many years ago I was having NERD shirts made for the "Breeders Expo" in Orlando.... when I got them they said "Breaders" ...

So I was preparing for a Bakers Expo instead...

He has these striped balls that he named Red Stripes.....

Ever see this guy hunt? He can kill a Fawn Deer and gut it in minutes without over cooking his loaf of bread..

The guy is a Legend...

There was this time when that Jerk Brian tried to Eat one of his snakes right out of his display in 2005 Chicago....

There was some serious titty action going on there!!!

SATAN
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Do you mean action like this???

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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
ghireptiles.com

wow... Ian really seems to be enjoying himself there quite a bit... so does wheover is sitting on the bucket. Ian you are shameless.
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Morph Evolutions
www.morphevolutions.com

You should have seen the SHOWDOWN between Brian "Pig Pen" KolSCHLITZ and Ian "The Animal(Noted for the awful smells that he accomplishes) Gizanowskiazisona[bleep]ka...

In one corner we had the Animal wheeling and dealing the elderly out of their pensions and Pig Pen following them around hoping that they would just simply drop something....

Once they discovered that they were both using their Snoopy Doom and Fish Action Rods for the same catch it was a SHOWDOWN!!

"Pig Pen" INSTANTLY went for the Tittys...a double action move with lobster like grappling technique. The "Milking of the Titties" Chicago Swap meet Cage match was on! The "Animal" retorted with Verbal aggression and [bleep] Slapping...

As the action increased in pace so did the barn yard smells from the "Pen"...he suddenly bewildered the "Animal" with verbal abuse.... "I can take you down, you fight like a small child in a coma...your nothing..." these crushing words came as a blow to the animal and he mewed like a small child... The "Pen" had him retreating to spare himself further embarrassment... this round was done and left at a draw with a notion in KolSHLITZ's brain that he could "take" the "Animal" anytime he wanted.....

And were not talking to the MOVIES!

SATAN
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>>Brian "Pig Pen" KolSCHLITZ

Getting closer to spelling his name right.....

SATAN told me it was ColdSchlitz...who's got chips?
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
ghireptiles.com