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...and is it really true that Brian Woodchuck (not sure of the spelling) was trapped in a freedom breeder cage and SATAN had to let him out? Does anybody else know about this that could shed some light?
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
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be true!!

What part are you confused about?

Him actually fitting in the box?
You have seen him right? You know he MUST shop in the children section for most of his clothing.....right?

Look at his feet!!!! They are the feet of a six year old!! When he is hanging off of Lori it is Austin Powers all over again - Doctor Evil with Mini me hanging in the harness...

Quiet, is he sleeping?

SATAN

P.S.
I do like he woodchuck name...how many woodchucks could we chuck in a Freedom Breeder Two Wide? With him it was a tight fit and it had to hurt.... he is quite limber though!
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Geranimals? You mean like the Giraffe shirt and the Giraffe shorts?
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
ghireptiles.com

This is the post Matt, right?

If the man ....Was a "man" small in stature.... 4'3"ish with a noticeable hump on his left shoulder it was Brian "The Brain". He is sometimes carried around by his partner/wife Lori in an over sized baby harness strapped to her(she works out!)...the funniest thing is when you see them bicker with each other in this situation. Think of Mad max, Beyond the Thunder Dome to get a better picture!

I have one funny story to tell, nearly four years I was out visiting them and Lori told me to go find Brian in one of their snake rooms. I went into the room and could not find him....as I was walking out I heard him yell my name...I looked around and still did not see him but I got smart and looked in his snake racks and he was actually hiding in the 2 wide Freedom Breeder Boa rack!! I was shocked, he was able to fit in a box which we use to breed bloods and boas!!!! It was way too funny, I got an extra laugh since he needed me to open the box to let him out!!! I made him wait a bit and soaked the box down with his watering hose, the man was not happy! TRAPPED under my control, he was lucky I didn't "forget" to leave a few rats in his cage with him.

"What happened to Brian?"
"Jeesh, some guy forgot to pull a rat out of his cage and the rat tried to eat him".
"That's terrible, do you think those scars will heal?"

"Does it matter?"

This man will think twice before he plays another joke on SATAN!!!
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That's it for sure! Hey SATAN...how much wood can a...oh forget it!
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
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