You know, you have been given some sound advice. You can choose to take it seriously or not. As Meretseger said, some of the responses may be harsh in your opinion, but this is no joking matter. People are responding in a strong manner because it's obvious even to the most casual observer that you are in no way ready to keep venomous snakes. We do not enjoy reading about people being bitten, or venomous snakes escaping and causing panic, etc. First off, it's tragic when someone is bitten. Secondly, it's bad press that nobody in the herp community wants when someone is bitten or has an escape or is arrected for ILLEGALLY KEEPING VENOMOUS SNAKES. Thirdly, people who aren't ready for or aren't capable of keeping venomous snakes usually become very afraid of their animals after a short period of time. Then the animal suffers because the keeper doesn't want to open it's cage or handle it for tasks like cage cleaning, medication, etc.
When you react to the advice you've been given like a little kid that has been told he can't go to the candy store, you only reinforce what we were already able to see from your first post. You aren't ready. Instead of pitching a tantrum because someone said something that you didn't want to hear, you should be backing up a step and thinking "Hey, they might be right..I need to go off and think about this a little and do some more research."
You get on here in your first post and say (to paraphrase) "I want to get a venomous snake. Nothing terribly poisonous, maybe a Pit Viper or a Cobra. That way, if I get bitten, I can suck the venom out, wait 24 hours for the antivenin to arrive, take the antivenin and go on my merry way."
Let's see...what's wrong with this picture? Why on earth would we think you hadn't done your homework? Could it be that cut and suction hasn't been used for more than 20 years, because it has been proven beyond a doubt that it is essentially useless and does more harm than good? Could it be that ANY species of Cobra could hardly be considered "not terribly venomous"? Could it be that almost any species of Pit Viper (such as Eyelash Viper) has the potential to deliver a fatal bite, and at the very least cause severe tissue damage possibly requiring an amputation? Could it be that you don't have 24 hours after a venomous bite to get antivenin therapy in bites from the vast majority of species? Could it be that you didn't know any of this?
Then you get on here and pitch a fit because people reacted to your obvious lack of knowledge coupled with the fact that you were considering getting maybe a Cobra. You've just proved the point.
When you come back here with a little knowledge under your belt, and it's obvious you've been doing your homework, then you can expect people to be more encouraging and offer more advice and help with what you want to do. No one in their right mind is going to contribute to your getting a venomous animal under these circumstances.
It has nothing to do with "almighty knowledge". We can't spoon feed you what it takes to get you ready for keeping venomous animals. You have to go off and get that knowledge yourself. When you have enough working knowledge of the animals you are interested in keeping, then go find someone that can coach you IN PERSON, on the correct handling tools and techniques. You can't get that from a forum.