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"Twas the End of the Season"

Eby Dec 08, 2006 11:56 AM

Twas the end of the season,
when all through West Texas
Not a reptile was stirring,
the cold was the reason.

The snake hooks and lights were all packed away,
in hopes that spring would come back someday.
The alterna were coiled all snug in their holes,
while dreams of Sceloporus crept through their skulls.

And the herpers all weary of fussy neonates
had settled their snakes in the dark to brumate.

When out in the desert
there came so much snow.
It lessoned the drought
and sent moisture below.
But the cold, it still sapped me,
and left me quite bummed.
“Oh God, I miss springtime”,
I quietly hummed.

Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but the GBK forum with folks far and near.
All of them helpful and eager to share
stories of herping and reptile care.

More fun than field guides and care sheets - they posted,
and I read every entry the forum had hosted,
From Forks, Antelope, Alterna, and Bobassetto,
from Fraser, LBenton, Atrox, and Coach,
From Troy H, BChambers, BlueKing, and JeffB,
from Beckwith, McMartin, Aaron and, Elaphe
From GMerker, Reako, Haase, and the late MChambers.

From years of field herping,
and captive reptile care,
From a lifetime of learning,
they willingly share.
They share how to herp,
and care for non-feeders.
They enhance the hobby,
and entertain readers.
They answer tough questions,
and share their insight.
They offer support,
by day and by night.

Keep submitting those posts,
and great reptile shots.
Soon Spring will return,
and we’ll shine all the cuts.

Until then, I thank you
for sharing this site.
Here’s hoping we all spot
lots of herps in the night.

Replies (14)

antelope Dec 08, 2006 01:12 PM

Eby, that was awesome and should go up for post of the year! I am quite amused and humbled to be put in with the great ones! You have a talent that brought a smile my way today!
Todd Hughes

shannon brown Dec 08, 2006 08:56 PM

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alterna63 Dec 08, 2006 09:17 PM

I LIKE IT!!! I lIKE IT ALOT!! GREAT JOB DUDE!! I think this made everyone smile. Have a great one!

Wayne

Aaron Dec 08, 2006 09:54 PM

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BChambers Dec 09, 2006 10:48 AM

no post

Doug Beckwith Dec 09, 2006 12:30 PM

n/p

stevenxowens792 Dec 09, 2006 11:34 PM

That was great. Lets say it hit the spot!

Holiday Greetings!

Stevenxowens792

Eby Dec 10, 2006 12:51 PM

Appreciate all the kudos.

I was just having a little fun on a miserably cold (and wodnerfully wet) snow day.

I was reading "Twas the Night Before Christmas" to my 3y/o son and couldn't get it out of my head ... so I put it in yours instead.

Coach Dec 11, 2006 08:54 PM

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John Fraser Dec 11, 2006 09:33 PM

Eby,
An Excellant work of poetry that ALL alterna/west texas desertheads surely enjoyed, I sure did, a needed lift this time of the season......JF

alterna63 Dec 11, 2006 11:51 PM

I get a woody everytime I see that picture! COME ON LATE SPRINGEARLY SUMMER!!!!

Doug Beckwith Dec 14, 2006 10:41 PM

While I'm not going to comment about what JF's photo does to or for Wayne, I did hear something interesting on the local Alpine radio news last week. While I wasn't paying enough attention to the beginning of the story to get a date, I did here the mention of TXDOT doing repair/maintenance work on the Pecos high bridge some time in the future. The story mentioned that 90 would be closed up to a month during repairs. If I hear something else more definitive, I will post to let you all know.

While I haven't hunted back east since 92, I always will remember the first time this FL boy encountered the Pecos high bridge. I stopped, took a walk out to the center, and soaked in the landscape while thinking about the possibility of finding my first alterna later that night. Of course the alterna find did not occur that night or trip for that matter, but I was hooked on Texas west of the Pecos nonetheless.

DB

DB

alterna63 Dec 15, 2006 01:20 AM

AMEN Doug. A M E N!!!

BlueKing Dec 14, 2006 11:46 AM

to you and your family & the rest of the herping community!

Zee

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"I am an expert on everything, but I know so little and have so much to learn!" -Carsten "Zee" Zoldy-

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