In Nevada, New Mexico Pablo Leroy the Sixteenth was looking for a place to cool off. Being only 8 months old he had not yet tried swimming or drinking from the toilet, this would be his first and last meeting with this dangerous household fixture. His parents Earl,Lenny and Marge found him 3 days later after returning from VEGAS, they had a strong alibi; "What happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas". they told authorities. They were shocked to find their child DIT(Dead In the Toilet), they had filled an extra dog dish with water and food. Little Pablo loved his Gravy Train! Why could this have happened? If this happened here it could happen anywhere, people need to know.
These toilet are a MENACE and must be outlawed! Once this is done they plan on outlawing all silverware, cutlery, power tools, hand tools, pens and pencils...they have heard rumors that automobiles are dangerous too. They must educate the world of what dangers are waiting to pounce on the weak and feeble.
What a JOKE!!!
We don't hear about little "Johnny" falling down the stairs or stabbing himself with a knife...
But snakes are just exciting!
Every days there are more laws to limit and constrain us..... gee just think in 20 years we will have someone making our own decisions.
Things happen, this world in dangerous, it should be our choice!
SATAN
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