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Military Captures Massive Ball Python

jmartin104 Dec 20, 2006 01:43 PM

Ball Python News Network (BPNN) Breaking News!!

A small team of local commando snake wranglers received a report of a non-native species of python that was loose and reportedly ate a cow. Commando headquarters spokesperson said "this is fairly unusual as the Ball Python typically feeds on horses and not cows. On rare occasions, they will feed on goats, however."

Locals have repeatedly called local authorities who claim they just aren't equipped to handle an animal this large. For something like this, commandos are called in.

One commando said "it's a relief to get this animal under control. At one point, it picked me up with it's mind vision and shook me like a dog!" Witnesses agreed it was a tense moment.

Stay tuned for more breaking news.
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Jay A. Martin
Jay Martin Reptiles

Replies (7)

toshamc Dec 20, 2006 02:01 PM

LMAO - you stole my WIR gag for this week tho
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Tosha

Sherry Dec 20, 2006 02:43 PM

ROFL Thanks for the laugh. I'm cheering for the mighty ball to thwart all attempts of the commandos,

garycrain Dec 20, 2006 03:18 PM

LMFAO!!

blowitch Dec 20, 2006 04:36 PM

*sigh*

Looks like I'm going to be forced to write another scathing
e-mail to an ignorant media outlet...

Oh, a post like this after a long day of corporate abuse just makes it all somehow worth it.

-John

tailswithscales Dec 20, 2006 04:45 PM

That is without a doubt the funniest thing I seen all day.

Thank you!!!!!!
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Christine
Tails With Scales Reptiles
Happiness is biting my snake back!

ginebig Dec 20, 2006 05:38 PM

JAY, yer a friggin' nutcase! But I love ya anyhow. ROTFLMAO!!!!!

qUIG
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Don't interupt me when I'm talkin' to myself

baby_ball Dec 21, 2006 06:45 AM

LMAO! - Now that is funny!

~April

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