Two female Blackthroats watch in dismay as a group of male monitors continually follow and fawn over another female. Obviously jealous, one asks the other, "Why is she getting so much attention?" The other makes a face and responds, "She's a new subspecies, Varanus Deepthroat".
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MikeT
Dec 22, 2006 09:55 AM
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FR
Dec 22, 2006 12:00 PM
The one female asks, Why is she getting all that attention? The second answers, She's wearing that new perfume, "PHEROMONUS de CHANNEL", HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cheers
jobi
Dec 22, 2006 01:06 PM
Maybe those males are albigularis macrosticus or testosteronensis?
Anyway I prefer the softness of my peach throats, deepthroats are gluttons they can gulp $50 at every feeding.
Just my opinion
Happy holydays.
Slizarus
Dec 22, 2006 06:52 PM
Those Blacks don't stand a chance, methinks only Varanus Longipennis can woo her.
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mavericksdad
Dec 24, 2006 02:32 AM
...anus...Varanus...anus....oh yeah...
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