I've tried it all, save for gassing. My girlfriend is an expert swinger (no funny comments, plz
). She grabs the tail, whirl, whirl, whirl - rat faceplant.
I used to be real good at thumping, but once I thumped him, and dropped him in the feeding cage, just to check back in an hour and see him sleeping on top of my ball. I also accidently busted an eye...and that is probably worse than spilling guts.
Now I lay them on a table, let them crawl a few inches, then press the edge of my hand firmly against the ridge of the skull and pull straight up on the tail. They kick 2-3 times then stop. Very easy, and as ethical as physical euthanization can be.
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1.0 Saharan Uromastyx (Jaina)
1.1 Armadillo Lizards (Turbo & Jet)
0.0.1 Chinese Water Dragons (Indra)
2.2 Ball Pythons (Scooter, BigBoy, Fatman, Wookiee)
0.1 Red Tail Boa (Killer)
1.1 Emperor Scorpions (Hacker & Chopper)
1.0 Rose-Hair Tarantula (Hera)
0.1 Stripped-knee Tarantula (Zeus)
1.1 Gerbils (Pinky, Factory) ^_^