Darwin was just "courting" my foot. Seriously. Spurs a-tickling and all.
I would have taken pictures as proof but I started laughing and he must have realized my foot is not a snake.
The poor boy's desperate. Hey Kevin, maybe I could lend you Darwin and he'll show your boys how it's done 
~jenny
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1.2 normal ball pythons (Cindy, Darwin, and Periscope)
0.2 rescue chinese water dragons (Yoni and Linga)
0.0.1 Mountain Horned Lizard
1.0 rex rat (Scurvy)
1.0 gerbil (Yerbul)
0.1 mice (Cute Girl Mousy)
0.1 bunny (Spazz)
1.1 betta fishes (Vicious and Killer)
2.2 great danes (Shasta, Odysseus, Merlot, and Watson)
1.0 fat fuzzy mutt (Smokey)
1.1 cats (Thidwick and Turtle)
3.0 horses (Buddy, Sam, and Scout)
1.0 goat (Billy Jack)
0.0.1 chupacabra (it ate our chickens)




. Good luck findin' him a lady friend.