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It's straight from NERD's site, but I don't think they will mind.
I have not laughed so hard in months!
If you have not read this list, please do yourself the favor, lmao!!!!!!!
NERDS: You might be a herper if.....
http://www.newenglandreptile.com/if.html
WOW!
I can relate to most of that!
Pretty funny stuff.
The best part is...I HAVE opened the door for the Jehovah's witnesses with a snake in my hand...
haha.
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"What is man without the beasts?
If all the beasts were gone,
men would die from great loneliness of spirit.
For what happens to the beasts,
soon happens to men.
All things are connected."
-Chief Seattle (Duwamish Tribe)
I usually set the dogs on the religious folks who come to our door. (4 great danes = you have never seen a man in a business suit run so fast)
~jenny
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"The python has, and I fib no fibs,
318 pairs of ribs.
In stating this I place reliance
On a seance with one who died for science
This figure is sworn to and attested,
He counted them while being digested."
~Ogden Nash
Thats Funny Right There I Don't Care Who You Are !!!! Thanks David of DS Reptile Rescue
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