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my car is sitting in the parking lot NOT FIXED because i buy reptiles and reptile food/supplies

i have more pets than friends... lol well thats not so hard to do

i list ebay and mention that ill trade for reptiles

at the end of the month ill be driving 3 hours to a small reptile show with a few vendors

its easter and im on the forum

the only reason im listing ebay is so i can buy animals

im looking high and low for stuff to sell on ebay so im not broke at the show

im going to have a rummage sale from the inside of what ever vehicle im using the day of the show so i can buy animals when ever i make a sale lol

dont mind me im bored lol
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we're here because a hobby became an obsession

some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant...don't know who started this saying but it's the truth

I haven't paid rent in 5 months, I have sold one Jeep and am in the process of selling a car. I quit my job a month ago. I haven't been able to find a job because I'm on here or helping a friend rake his yard so I can find reptiles. I have $6 in my pocket and all I can think about is "I pray I have the money to get that albino I have preordered for the summer". I got pissed when they canceled the March Arlington show. No intention of going, but IF I had changed my mind. I'm looking around my apartment for things I don't need. Not for food, but in case I see a snake online I have to have.

I feel ya.
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Lead us not into temptation. We can find it on our own.

Food for a week or new snake?
snake!

I often find myself looking at water coolers, fridges or whathaveyou and thinking 'That would make a SWEET incubator!'

Empty fishtank on the side of the road?
YOINK!
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"What is man without the beasts?
If all the beasts were gone,
men would die from great loneliness of spirit.
For what happens to the beasts,
soon happens to men.
All things are connected."

-Chief Seattle (Duwamish Tribe)

>>Food for a week or new snake?
>>snake!

HAHA... That's funny and sad 'cause I do that too. Just did that, actually...

I actually got into an interesting discussion with my mom the other day about my practice of thawing out rodents in the sink. It went something along the lines of "Why is there a dead rodent in my sink?" and ended with "Don't complain at least it's not drugs!"

I have actually used "Sorry I got snake poop on me and I had to wash it off" as a valid reason for being late to work.

When I knew my eggs were hatching I actually cancelled a date to go home and check on them.

One guy said "It's the snakes or me"... I've still got the snakes. Silly boy.

~jenny
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"The python has, and I fib no fibs,
318 pairs of ribs.
In stating this I place reliance
On a seance with one who died for science
This figure is sworn to and attested,
He counted them while being digested."
~Ogden Nash

jenny.thegreenes.org