With a croc what will he eat?
Processed hot dogs and cheap lunch meat?
How bout a dog at ten years old
Or white-tailed deer if he's feeling bold
Can he live in a 30 gallon home
With a little hampster named Jerome?
How bout your back yard a 14 feet
That tiny hampster...mmmm! Fresh meat!
Would he, oh could he sleep with me?
Just to lye down and watch T.V.?
Maybe he'll give you a territorial display
Loving head thrashes night and day
With a croc what will you do?
Will he run and fetch your shoe?
Would he rather chomp your hands?
Or slice your tummy and expose your glands?
Death roll once or twice and take off your parts
Then they'll take you away on those big wheeled carts
Or maybe even worse you'll live to pay the bills
Medical and insurance between your pain pills
Daddy oh Daddy can he come home with me?
That little tiny croc in the window we see?
Hmmmm. Sound about right? Crocs aren't PETS...period!!
Cuddly Croc
