hahha how true, nothing like a monitor rear claw death grip on various body parts to wake you up! Even the little fellas can wreak havoc on your forearm with that little maneuver. Plus those tail whips are hilarious, especially fun when they are sitting in 3 inches of water they just crapped in...SLAAAAAAAAP SPLAAAAAASH EEWWWWWWWWW. Plus they have the 'how the heck did they reach their head all the way around?' bite thing going for them.
Yesterday I had to remove a leopard tort from a water tray in a large blackthroat enclosure...with a large blackthroat in the water with him (long story). So...as I was reaching for the tort (big dude, needed both hands) my face was nice and exposed. He doesnt miss much with that tail...
Ok I stand corrected hahhaha.
But I will say grabbing a hold of a caimen conditioned for feeding time is a-whole-nother level of GOOD GOD.
HEY WHEN HE OPENS THAT IT MEANS FEEDING TIME OH MY GOD I MUST LEAP THAT WAY COMPLETELY IN THE AIR IMMEDIATELY WITH MY JAWS SNAPPING AT EVERYTHING
Tom