Here's a pic of a very fortunate Nastycophis that made a thirty something mile trip wrapped around the undercarriage of a co-worker's truck. I get this call from Aaron at work saying, "Todd, I have a snake for you, it's in my truck"! I tell him, I'm on my way, thinking he scooped it into something and has a ribbon or checkered garter or some small animal. I ask him how big it is and he says 4 feet at least! I am now interested and moving faster back to the shop. I get there and everyone is gathered around the truck, I have no idea it is "in the truck", they point,I ask what color, they say tan, I say coachwhip, I say where were you when you found it, they say we were in Port A. at so n so's house and it shot under the car and disappeared! I look under the driver's wheel well and , sure enough, the coach wrapped itself around the tie rod and hung on for dear life. I reached in and got it out, it came willingly, and they say is it poisonous?, I say no but it is gonna go for my face, everyone pulls out cameras and as I am reaching for mine I am explaining how smart they are and they actually go for the eyes/face of their antagonizer. As if on cue this snake goes around my side and tries for an ear shot! I snapped the pic on his recoil. He was about 4-4 1/2 feet but did real well with only the one attempt on my life. But they all learned of the second secret weapon, for as they gathered closer for more pics, the snake let 'em all have it with a generous spray of musk! I was rolling as they were all screaming and gagging and running around! It put on a great show, hosed 'em all and deserved the trip all the way back home! I released it exactly where they described their truck being parked and watched it jet back into the dunes/brush. My eyes are still crispy from the blast of its' afterburners kickin' in! Everyone at the shop learned something today!
Todd Hughes


