Never tie two tubes together and use with a friend, since main rope was to boat, when the driver turned (to go over his wake) the tubes flew up in the air and smacked together like a sandwich, not just once, many many many times, the other guy let go, when our heads collided, me I stayed on, they couldn't knock me off and where rather annoyed, I loved knee boarding, but found, I am not very good at water skiing, instead of riding the water, my behind hits the water repeatedly just like the tubing incident but felt a bit MORE solid, the difference was it was my a$$ getting hurt, and as matter of factly fell off and or let go every time, so I can't water ski, with practice I am sure I would improve, as long as I had the right teacher.
Did I mention, I can't water ski because I have "S.,A. S." ( known by Psychologists as "Sagging A$$ Syndrome" ) One can not be good at everything, but since a lot of people blame their OCD for many things in Life. I have to say, since I have SAS , I can not be expected to function well without my medication,, which BTW is not available in pill form, it's actually a strategic oblong insertion type of device that would WAKE UP THE DEAD.. Marketed as " The Assinator" it has a 30 day insertion type of policy and is 100 % guaranteed to " stand ya straight up" thus alleviating you of your Saggin Ass, Guaranteed to be non-addictive even with prolonged use. If you have ass sags that last longer than 4 hours discontinue use and contact your Doctor. If this doesn't work for you, they recommend upgrading to "The More Complete Assinator"
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Thanks,
Frank Roberts
Roberts' Realm Of Reptile Research
