I hope the rest of the news, you know, the stuff we really don't know about is far more accurate then this. To be four foot long and 80 pounds, it needs to be nearly square, you know, a 4 by 4. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Of course If I saw a four by four coming at me, or going away, I may have to shoot it. Also, its bullet proof too.
And no worries mate, its not just the states, it may be far worse in other countries. A few years ago I did some tort work with the Seri's in northern mex. They killed geckos on sight. They called them ghost lizards(translucent) it is said, that ghost lizards climb up pragnat womens legs and cause them to miscarry. Hey, at least their reasons to simply kill animals are far more creative. Cheers