You guys think you're so smart, huh? I know what you're doing! You're just sitting there making up stuff without giving anyone else a say. You're ignoring all the posts on this and other forums, and creating your agenda from scratch, I just know it.
Smoking your big, fat cigars in your smoky back room, trying to make life difficult for honest dim bulbs like me to get out on a road and hunt. You "say" you're working with the lawmakers. HAH!
You say you're doing things for conservation.
Please!
Who's greasing your palms? Those guys in West Texas with businesses are paying big bucks for your sordid confederation to scrape together some kind of snivelling settlement.
Oooh, you make me so mad.
So, what? You expect us to settle for some kind of mediocre compromise? Step off, chumps!
We want whats ours! We want what's coming to us!
WHERE'S FREEDOM!? Where's my basic rights?!
Give me liberty or give me death!
Now, you just listen to me, and understand every word I say.
I not only want to hunt roadways, but I want to spotlight cuts. If I want to spotlight gullies at 75 miles per hour, that's my prerogative!
I want to light up the countryside. When people see me on a hillside, I want them to think a UFO is coming, and I ain't whistling Dixie.
If I want to stop in the middle of the road for a snake, I aim to do it.
Now, if you'd asked for my input, I mighta been lenient. 'Course I been outta town...
What, you're too busy? You have a life aside from reading every email sent your way?
Well,.....Maybe so, but....
Hey, wait a minute. I almost believed your cock and bull story!
Consider yourself warned, ye great big bullies.
-Signed, anonymous grumpy old man
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V.P.
Austin Herp. Soc.
