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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
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HELL then I would imagine he would have a shortage of wood because his wood would be on fire!!

ROTFLMAO!! Good point

Quig
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Don't interupt me when I'm talkin' to myself

ah, but not all of hell is bathed in fire. one of the seven circles of hell is endless ice. dantes inferno will tell you that. a great read.

I am SATAN, I do not worry about such things.....

This week I am putting all my energy into promoting TOOTH DECAY and poor Hygiene!

"Meth Mouth" was one of my better creations in that department!
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Prime Evil from ' Time Bandits ' on what he would do if he were in charge !!! HA

that some of us have jobs and cant be here screwing around on KS all day. Please stop bothering Kevin as he needs time to write more horrible music.....the kind that makes your teeth all yellow and fall out. He has been bothered by you so much all his music sounds the same.....DUH DUH DUH DA DA DA DUH DUH DUH.......SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM.......DUH DUH DUH........SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM.....you get the idea........now stay away you bad bad man.......

Brian Potter
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lmao!!!! Crotalus rules. Don't let the haters bother you Kev.

>>lmao!!!! Crotalus rules. Don't let the haters bother you Kev.

Brian,

I appreciate that!!!!

Now back to the misery.....

I have blessed BriChico with my Voo DOO

Brian "Bad Breath" Potter

and his stinky friend Brian "Pigpen Cold Schlitz"

SATAN
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Brian,

Your angry cause I did not want your soul!

I have sworn off those High Fat Butter Goodness Souls and would rather stick with ones from healthier individuals..

Like Crack Addicts and Junkies!

SATAN

P.S. Your neighbors are wondering why the youngest children are turning up missing? Hey, is that a toy soldier in your teeth?
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him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Keep in mind that Satan bows to Chuck Norris (no offense morph god) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

there is no chin......just another fist!

BP

I heard that when Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Oh yeah... and a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

too bad he has never cried.
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robyn@proexotics.com

Pro Exotics Reptiles

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris thinks Crotalus is a gay band formed by the sons of the Bee Gees
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Brian Potter

kick lil' Chucky's as*, Rollins would eat Chuck Norris's brains for dinner while reading "The Art Of War."

to me......

He wanted to be a HUMAN PREDATOR and I made him what he is....

He is so EVIL that he even HATES the Band THAT IS HIS SOUNDTRACK TO ASS KICKING!!!!

Brian, the request to be an actual member of the Power Puff Girls is once again declined. Now go back to EATING...

SATAN
>> Brian Potter
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Tryouts are not for another week actually. Im off the Cheetos, Fritos and Dorritos and in the gym doing mad Richard Simmons workouts. Im talking about the kind when you put on your best hot pink leggings and wayyy crazyyy 1/2 shirt and then bust out a serious sweatin to the oldies CD......and pump it up baby! Im going to make it!!!

BP

I'm going to vomit!
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Matt Lerer
'Ghi Reptiles'
Ghi Reptiles

it got me all excited too..........so excited I tinkled in my spandex........

BP

Just for the RECORD...

When he did attempt to try out he was dressed in such a way.... the bulges beneath the skin tight leotard was only something a thing of pure EVIL could appreciate...

SATAN

Collette has TRUELY seen EVIL.....
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>>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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>>Matt Lerer
>>'Ghi Reptiles'
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...well this chuck used to chuck drinks..At a rate of 5.5k in 6-7 hours,which is roughly 3 drinks a minute.So if wood were high bar tabs,then this chuck has chucked alot of wood...and while the"background scenery"was nice enough most of the time.There were those moments when the back tooth grin(the one satan speaks of)would rear its ugly head..Ironically enough,it was usually connected to some of the better scenery..So i guess it's true enough that you never know where that evil grin will strike next.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
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Charles Glaspie

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Charles Glaspie

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
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I can't say that one time slow, let alone five times fast

Quig
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Don't interupt me when I'm talkin' to myself

You guys are BAD for my IMAGE!!!!!

SATAN does not partake in such GAYITY....

I am EVIL......

I will make corn snakes hatch from your Ball Python clutches if angered!!!

SATAN
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killed all the Woodchucks..........

BP
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