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Crider line carmel albino...

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Matt Lerer
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You dont know Crider.......the "Pink Thong Wearing-Hairy Backed Beast" from Seattle? The "Teller of Tales That Make Grown Men Cry"? Have not heard of his "Sharkpaditions"? Where have you been........

BP

>>You dont know Crider.......the "Pink Thong Wearing-Hairy Backed Beast" from Seattle? The "Teller of Tales That Make Grown Men Cry"? Have not heard of his "Sharkpaditions"? Where have you been........
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>> BP

Tell us MORE......

We need tales for the camp fire!!!!!!!!!!

He went skinny dipping with Great White Sharks in a Chum Slick and scared them away!!!!!

He may be EVEN tougher than CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

SATAN
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Eric Crider cries blood for fun....
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- The chief EXPORT of CRIDER is PAIN!

- If you want to know CRIDER'S list of enemies, look on the EXTINCT SPECIES LIST!!!!!

If Crider give you the finger he is telling you how long you have to live!!!!

Eric Crider does not misspell words, if he does OXFORD will change the spelling of the word!

SATAN
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.....with a cell phone!!!!!

SATAN
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That guy uses Boelens as a Bull Whip!

And with a whip-cracking-snap....He pops innocent butterflies in mid-air!

- He is SO MEAN that he pulls over COPS, writes
a ticket and they PAY his FINE!

- He is so TOUGH: He was born with 2 Black Eyes, a gunshot wound and a broken nose, he then kicked the Doctors ass when he tried to spank him!

- he is so VISCIOUS: His Mother tried to breast feed him only once, she did not live to tell the tale!

- He is so BRUTAL: His girl friend has to ask permission if it is OK to LOVE him!

I just need some time to realize more about this RUTHLESS Demon Soul..

SATAN
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- Is so SCARY that once there was a SANTA CLAUS but when CRIDER caught him in his house he became so frightened that he vowed NEVER to Leave the North Pole EVER AGAIN!

- Is so EVIL that he caught the Tooth Fairy looking under his Pillows (Bags of Cement Mix) took away his money and pulled ALL of his teeth OUT!

- So BRUTAL he hunted down and ATE the EASTER Bunny in front of an ORPHANAGE!

- Is So SCARY, that Jesus is sometimes too afraid to come out of his hole to see his own shadow and determine if Spring will in fact arrive!
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Santa claus and the easter bunny are protected by corporate attorneys.(next up on the court docket,Santa vs. Satan)

Jesus and the tooth fairy are on their own though..That is unless uncle sam evers figures out how to collect taxes from either of them.
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Charles Glaspie

I think some people in here are retarded.......
and maybe they should have the internet servers disconnected from Hades......?.......

.........loud music really must be bad for us.......?........
.........long hair?........all the head shaking?.....

good thing I cut mine and threw the radio in the trash....
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All that Head-banging....
....And people wonder why spiders have a head wobble???

to do with Satan?

Do you get covered in lint living under your bed?
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Oh Satan,

Lint from under the bed!!!!

YUMMY!

It's a tasty treat that's High in Fiber... and very filling!!!

What do you mean, you havent tried it?

Don't have any lint under your bed???

Just try diggin into your belly button....Im sure you'll find little morsel to munch on. Emmm emm good!
That'll make your head wobble!
LOL

Yeah Kev...

The Indonesian word for Nasty Swamp Beast directly translates as...
CRIDER!

Eric aslo cooked Ruldolf The Red Nosed Reindeer....
....in the juices of Bambi!

Used to be Snow White and the NINE dwarves...
....But, Crider hooked up with Micheal Vick and made the other two dwarves fight to the death....like pit bulls!
He took the wounded, winning dwarf out to the rendering plant and made him into Alpo!

Ever wonder what REALLY happened to the last Unicorn?
...yep, ask Eric Crider.

Crider has not seen this...

He can kill though EMAIL!
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

~jenny
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"Polysyllabism in no way insures that what you're saying is actually worth being heard." - Blake (an e-friend of mine)

"I have never made but one prayer to god, a very short one: "O lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And he granted it." - Voltaire

LOL I totally hadn't read the previous topic. My favorite Chuck Norris joke was already posted!

~jenny
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"Polysyllabism in no way insures that what you're saying is actually worth being heard." - Blake (an e-friend of mine)

"I have never made but one prayer to god, a very short one: "O lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And he granted it." - Voltaire

Chuck Norris. He will jam a spear into his eye.

Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, the grim reaper is just too scared to tell him.
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"Polysyllabism in no way insures that what you're saying is actually worth being heard." - Blake (an e-friend of mine)

"I have never made but one prayer to god, a very short one: "O lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And he granted it." - Voltaire

Chuck Norris has no equal.
The man's tears can cure cancer...

too bad he never cries.

In a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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"What is man without the beasts?
If all the beasts were gone,
men would die from great loneliness of spirit.
For what happens to the beasts,
soon happens to men.
All things are connected."

-Chief Seattle (Duwamish Tribe)

n/p

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Matt,

You suck......That thing is smokin! Hell pretty soon your collection will be larger than Satan's. I know you sold your soul but damn!!
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....I would rather have a Bottle in front of me.....than a Frontal Lobotomy....

Rob Trenor
RK Reptiles
www.rkreptiles.com
www.rkreptiles.net
www.ballpythonmorphs.net

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Is the eyes dark ruby red or hazel? Thanks

Never really looked but I would assume dark red pupils.
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Matt Lerer
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That is one HOT caramel albino -- way better than most of the ones out there. I'd definitely want one of those. Is it a new line proven from a CH/WC animal?
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~* Jen *~

Pink Lady Constrictors

Yeah Jen...this is a specific line unrelated to the others.
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Matt Lerer
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>>Yeah Jen...this is a specific line unrelated to the others.
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>>Matt Lerer
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mmm creamy... It's as different looking from a caramel,as a lavendar is to a standard albino....Is it compatible with other T negative lines?
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Charles Glaspie

Eric is the only one who has produced anything from his line so far and I think all he has done with it is produced hets and carmels...
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Matt Lerer
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maybe

Jard

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This pic was given to me by Don Koceric.

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Happy Herping,
Jody Barnes
Royal Kreationz

My snakes aren't fat, they're big boned.

That's hot!!! Jared has all the toys!
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Matt Lerer
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.....I'd be sending you a blank check right about now!!!! Think that may be the coolest snake ever!
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James.....
"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought the beast back."