And you know, it's amazing what kind of people herps bring out of the woodwork. (No offense to anyone here!) I was carrying little Fulton (that's the alley his tree was on) to the car, and these kids come up to me, all excited. They're maybe thirteen, fourteen.
"Wow, what kind of lizard are those!" (Pointing to my big and little igs.) Oh, they're green iguanas. "No they ain't, I breed iguanas, and they don't look like that! The big one must be a different kind, my iguanas are little! I have like twenty or thirty of them, and I breed, um, I breed snakes and turtles and stuff, and I have this website I sell them on!" Well, if you take care of your little igs, they will become huge, six foot lizards. By the way, you haven't lost any igs, have you? "Nope, why?" Oh, someone told me they saw one wandering around... no reason.
Then, when I was carrying him up to the apartment, a guy with a bunch of kids came up to me. Actually, one of the little girls did first, it was so funny, she said: "Nice tank."
And the dad said, "Is there a snake or lizard in there?" Nope, he's up in my apartment, this is just the tank. "Oh, I have a lizard too, I keep him in a thirty gallon tank like that!" What kind of lizard? " I don't know, a friend of mine is in the military and he got called up to go to Iraq, and he couldn't stand the lizard anyway, so he gave it to me! It's brown." Maybe it's a bearded dragon? "No, it only has spikes on its tail." A uromastyx? "I don't know, it eats bugs, though!"
I told him he could probably find out what it was on Kingsnake.com. At least he was interested in what kind it was.
I think Fulton is probably in pretty good health, and to be honest, if he was my only ig I would probably wait a week before taking him to the vet since there's nothing immediately wrong with him. But I just can't risk Bud getting worms again, and I think I'd rather blow the $ for a fecal and an x-ray now than later... I was kind of panicking yesterday, too.
We did not have much luck finding a vet with openings in Phila. It's so funny, my boyfriend was doing the calling, and when would tell the receptionist that "we found an iguana, and want to have it checked out," they would cut him off and say, we don't see iguanas who aren't owned, and we can't see you anyway until NOVEMBER. When he changed the way he said it, and just said, "Hi, we need a fecal, x-rays, and a check up for our iguana this week," the response was very different. I've heard that herp owners are notoriously bad veterinary clients (lateness, abandonment of animals, cruelty, non-following of advice and non-payment...) but it must be at least partly true- even when we just sounded like clueless people, they launched into what sounded like a time-worn automatic response.
I took Fulton to my vet here in MD today, and should hear back from them later. Clipped the little !!@#$'s claws, too. Those things are SHARP! Sorry so long! Thanks for reading. 