Came across this ad today while reading a gun magazine. Apparently if you are a fisherman it is in your best interest to carry a special "snake gun" for those ferocious snakes that jump in the boat and bite you just for the fun of it.
However, I found a major design flaw with this product:
Once the snake has jumped into your boat to get you, you're going to sink your boat if you shoot it. Then the rest of the snakes in the area may smell blood in the water and come to eat you, and steal your fish, and probably your gun as well.

It is hard to believe I have spent so many years of my life fishing, completely unarmed, and I still live to talk about it!
Has anyone ever seen a dumber reptile ad?
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Jesse Rothacker
Forgotten Friend Reptile Sanctuary
www.forgottenfriend.org


