Well, i have.... 13 cats, 3 dogs, 3 birds, 2 rats and the below... and i get to take like a 3 day vacation once a year. but the dogs get to come. i usually just go to my beach house in nc. leave a few bags of food for the cats lots of food for the others and as for the reptiles... they arent too bad.... but heres my list of reptiles.... yes almost all of my critters have names...and yes i remember them all 
Cornsnakes:
0.1 Miami het Amel, Anery, Hypo, motley (Emily)
1.0 Normal het Hypo, Anery, poss Amel (Cobra)
1.0 Amel het Charcoal (Dunesbury)
0.1 Blizzard (Detta)
0.1 Hypo het Stripe, Anery (Gracie Lou)
1.0 Hypo Stripe (Gideon)
1.1 Anery poss het Motley (Lleroy, Persia)
1.1 Hypo 66% het Caramel (Abegail, Bernard)
1.1 Orangy Normal-Father/Daughter (Romeo, Irma)
1.0 Abbotts / w/c Charlotte County, VA Miami mix (Albert)
0.2 Anery het Hypo (Gracie Lou F1) (Cupcake, Binky)
1.1 Snow (Crickle, Isis)
0.1 Green Tinted Snow (Maya)
1.1 Normal het Amel, Anery, Hypo, Motley (Emily F1) (Henry VIII, Cassy)
2.0 Normal/Miami (Emily F2) (Starkey, McVitty)
1.0 Caramel het Amel (Topher)
0.1 Anery Stripe (V) *just a pet
1.1 Sunglow amel (Mater, Pepperoni)
2.0 w/c Charlotte County, VA Miami phase (Hector, Charles)
0.2 Bloodred het Amel (Elvira, Elga)
1.0 Amel het Bloodred (Edgar)
1.1 Abbotts Okeetee (Gladys, Seymour)
0.1 Normal unknown hets *only a pet (Gertrude)
1.1 Orange Reverse Okeetee (Thayer, Lonna)
0.2 Candy Cane Amel (Peaches Honey Blossom(pet), Tamale)
1.1 Ghost (Emily F3) (Ludwig, Tawny)
0.1 Miami (Charlotte County Bloodline) (Mildred)
2.0 High yellow Normal-2007
1.0 Hypo-2007
0.1 Normal-2007 66% het Amel, Anery, Hypo, Motley
California King snakes:
0.1 Albino Stripe (Eve)
1.0 High White Reverse Spotted (Wishbone)
1.1 Stripe (Dweezil, Skunky)
0.1 Abberant Stripe/Spotted (Speckle)
0.1 High White (Peace)
0.1 Banded (Eve's baby) (Kabookie)
1.0 Banded/Stripe (Eve's baby deformed) (Lumpy) *just a pet
Hybrids:
1.1 Creamsicle het Motley (Orangejello, Genevieve)
1.0 Jungle Corn-Albino stripe (Calypso)
Other Snakes:
1.0 Black Rat Snake (Willard)
0.2 Thayeri (Cheyenne, no name)
Leopard Geckos:
0.1 Blizzard (Blitz)
1.0 Hypo (no name)
0.1 Patternless (no name)
1.0 Designer/Jungle (no name)
Other Reptiles:
0.1 Bearded Dragon (no name)
0.1 Snapping Turtle (Snappy Jaws)
0.1 White Cheeked/Lipped Mud Turtle (Opel)
1.1 w/c Anoles(from Wrightsville Beach, NC)
Reptile rescue:
Soon to be 0.1 green Iguana 4'
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~Sober Serpents~
Corns, Creamsicles, A Black Rat, Thayeri, Cal Kings, A Jungle Corn(Just A Pet), A Bearded dragon, Leopard Geckos, Green Anoles, a Snapping turtle, and a white cheeked mud turtle