This guy is in Mexico on vacation but speaks no Spanish. He goes to the bullfights and has a good time watching the event. After the fights, he stops in at the restaurant right next door for lunch. Not speaking (or reading) any Spanish he looks around at the other patrons food to see what looks good. He spots one plate with two large meatballs covered in sauce with rice, beans and tortillas on the side and it looks vary good. When the waitress comes by he points and asks for that dish. Speaking a little English she replies it is called "Juevos El Toro" and there is only one serving per day and that's already taken.
Disappointed the guy decides to come back earlier the next day and asks if the "Juevos El Toro" is available. The waitress tells him it will be ready shortly and that she will bring it out when ready.
He's quite happy knowing he's in time to get a once a day dish and nobody else will get it but him that day. So when it comes he's quite surprised. Still the same sauce, rice, beans and tortillas but the meatballs are much, MUCH smaller.
He asks the waitress what is wrong, yesterday they were so large and full and today so small and puny???? She replies.....
Well Senor, the bull does not always lose!!
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Thanks,
Dave Colling

www.rainbows-r-us-reptiles.com
0.1 Wife (WC and still very fiesty)
0.2 kids (CBB, a big part of our selective breeding program)
LOL, to many snakes to list, last count:
26.49 BRB
20.21 BCI
And those are only the breeders 
lots.lots.lots feeder mice and rats 

