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this one having do do with off topic. no ill be the first to admit we are all guilty of off topic posts... hell i think half of us here dont even own BRBs.... anyways moving on befor they start the music and cut me off.

In this category the award goes to the most commonly posted off topic, topic....

and the winner is.... drumroll please.... JACK THE INDIGO!!!! (applause)

Jack is our second winner for tonight. i just received word that Jack isnt here to accept due to a recent gold fish, he most likely is curled up in a ball taking a nap... here to accept this award on jack behalf is a neighbor of his
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-Stephen-

0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)

hopeful for not to distant future:
--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...

>>this one having do do with off topic. no ill be the first to admit we are all guilty of off topic posts... hell i think half of us here dont even own BRBs.... anyways moving on befor they start the music and cut me off.
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>>In this category the award goes to the most commonly posted off topic, topic....
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>>and the winner is.... drumroll please.... JACK THE INDIGO!!!! (applause)
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>>-Stephen-
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>>0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
>>1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
>>1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
>>0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
>>0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)
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>>hopeful for not to distant future:
>>--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
>> 2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
>>-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...
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Roberts Realm Of Reptile Research
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Thanks,

I opened my mouth and out flowed a melody black.

Dear RB Forum Academy,

On behalf of Jack and his representative (who couldn't be here, btw, since he croaked), I would like to thank you for this award. It's been a great year for Jack. He's been an off-topic regular on several snake forums/websites, and he has avoided Indigo forums because they are, quite frankly, pretty dull.

I feel blessed to win this award amongst some stiff competition, whom I would like to recognize - the awesome carpet chameleon, Frank's myriad of amazing non-Rainbow boa snakes and turtles, Dave's horny Boa Constrictors... sorry to all those I've forgotten to mention. Also, many thanks to my wife, without whose reluctance to allow me more snakes, I would have posted less pictures of Jack and more pics other on and off topic herps.

Thank you again!

Best regards,
Ed

P.S. So what is the award? Do I get one of Dave's pearls?

>>this one having do do with off topic. no ill be the first to admit we are all guilty of off topic posts... hell i think half of us here dont even own BRBs.... anyways moving on befor they start the music and cut me off.
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>>In this category the award goes to the most commonly posted off topic, topic....
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>>-Stephen-
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>>0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
>>1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
>>1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
>>0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
>>0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)
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>>hopeful for not to distant future:
>>--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
>> 2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
>>-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...

I may start competing... I have a pretty corn snake and a digital camera, I can give you a run for your money.

How about it Dave?

>>I may start competing... I have a pretty corn snake and a digital camera, I can give you a run for your money.
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>>How about it Dave?
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Roberts Realm Of Reptile Research
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Thanks,

I opened my mouth and out flowed a melody black.

lol isnt it great to be dave from rainbows-r-us lol everything turns into getting a free snake from dave
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-Stephen-

0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)

hopeful for not to distant future:
--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...

It is kinda fun, "dave from rainbows-r-us" LOL, I'm just a guy with some nice snakes. It's funny how some folks seem to know my collection better than I do. Of course I get to play with them any time I want. Down side is I have to clean up after them any time they feel like making a mess.

And that free snake, you just keep on holding your breath, when you pass out from lack of oxygen, you can dream anything you want!!!
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Thanks,

Dave Colling

www.rainbows-r-us-reptiles.com

0.1 Wife (WC and still very fiesty)
0.2 kids (CBB, a big part of our selective breeding program)

LOL, to many snakes to list, last count:
26.49 BRB
20.21 BCI
And those are only the breeders

lots.lots.lots feeder mice and rats

Oh, I wasn't going to keep the pearl, I was going to feed it to Jack as his reward for winning the contest. Sort of like a lobster/caviar dinner for him.

Thanks,
Ed

>>lol isnt it great to be dave from rainbows-r-us lol everything turns into getting a free snake from dave
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>>-Stephen-
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>>0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
>>1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
>>1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
>>0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
>>0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)
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>>hopeful for not to distant future:
>>--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
>> 2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
>>-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...

Hmmmm, sounds like Ed want's to be black listed???

Feeding any BRB (let alone a pearl) to a indigo would be definite grounds!!!! Only exception in my mind would be a BRB that should be put down due to a significant, life threatening birth defect.
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Thanks,

Dave Colling

www.rainbows-r-us-reptiles.com

0.1 Wife (WC and still very fiesty)
0.2 kids (CBB, a big part of our selective breeding program)

LOL, to many snakes to list, last count:
26.49 BRB
20.21 BCI
And those are only the breeders

lots.lots.lots feeder mice and rats

... not to feed the pearl to Jack. I already had a name
picked out (Chow), but I'll have to change that now, I guess.

Thanks,
Ed

>>Hmmmm, sounds like Ed want's to be black listed???
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>>Feeding any BRB (let alone a pearl) to a indigo would be definite grounds!!!! Only exception in my mind would be a BRB that should be put down due to a significant, life threatening birth defect.
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>>Thanks,
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>>Dave Colling
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>>www.rainbows-r-us-reptiles.com
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>>0.1 Wife (WC and still very fiesty)
>>0.2 kids (CBB, a big part of our selective breeding program)
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>>LOL, to many snakes to list, last count:
>>26.49 BRB
>>20.21 BCI
>>And those are only the breeders
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>>lots.lots.lots feeder mice and rats

his representative???? what happend???
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-Stephen-

0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)

hopeful for not to distant future:
--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...

As far as I know, he's fine. I relocated him to my backyard pond area.

That "croaked" comment was just a poor attempt at humor..

Thanks,
Ed

>>his representative???? what happend???
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>>-Stephen-
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>>0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
>>1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
>>1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
>>0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
>>0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)
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>>hopeful for not to distant future:
>>--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
>> 2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
>>-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...

you tied him up in the back yard so you could give the acceptance speech!!! now i see through your lies!! the truth uncovered
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-Stephen-

0.1 soon to be wifey (hopefully)
1.0 rotwiler/chow (Boomer-wifey's pooch)
1.0 norm corn (Jake aka grumpy old terdhead)
0.1 col redtail boa (Dixie-my baby girl)
0.1 ball python (Bella- wifey's baby girl)

hopeful for not to distant future:
--brazillian rainbow boas 1 female for sure
2 or 3? maybe a breeding pair?
-- bearded dragon for the wifey my list got to big...

Hooray!!

Every onslaught of Indigo spam is a treat for the eyes for those of us who admire, but do not keep such lovelies. Keep it coming!