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And how are things going w/ your neighbor?
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0.1.0 ornate box turtle
1.0.0 eastern box turtle
1.0.0 Yellow belly slider
0.1.0 Red belly cooter
0.1.0 Australian shepard
1.11.0 chickens
1.0.0 Dutch(rabbit)
3.2.0 children (do I still count the married ones?)
1.0.0 husband

He's made a full recovery. And he's an inside dog now! He's made friends with everybody. The chihuahuas play with him. He tries to play with the possum, who just growls at him. He stands there, giving the possum a look like, "I just wanted to be your friend". My girlfriend, who's moving in with me next month is bringing her Welsh corgi, and he's made friends with them already. It's amazing how an 89 pound boxer can be such a loving, caring dog. The neighbor is still as nasty as she can possibly be though. Her brother is just as screwed up as her, if not worse. I found him near the fence with a rifle "trying to shoot a snake" the other day, but he had the rifle aiming almost directly at the sulcata pen. I gave him a fair warning, that if he didn't put the gun away, I'd call the cops. He told me to mind my own business. I went inside, and called the cops. They came, and cited him with putting people and non-game animals at risk, and they confiscated his gun because it wasn't registered! Now I'm really the asshole in the situation. They definitely have something wrong with them. According to them, I am "a Messiah for the devil". Also they've told me they will be avenged, and I'll get what I deserve. I've actually been taking my Ipod, which has voice recorder and a clock, out with me in my front left pocket, in case they say something, and usually they do.

Well, Messiah of the Devil
Glad to here your dog is doing well now.
I would think about moving if I were you, some place far, far away. Sounds like your neighbors are crazier than me, but in a bad way, real bad. You must have the number to the local police department on speed or voice dial now, huh?
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Jeff Benfer

1.0 pastel Python regius
1.1 mojave Python regius
0.1 normal Python regius
1.3 Terrapene carolina thriunguis
2.3 Terrapene carolina carolina
4.1 Kinosternon baurii
1.1 Malaclemys terrapin terrapin
2.2 double het albino and anerythristicThamnophis sirtalis parietalis
1.0 anerythristic Thamnophis sirtalis parietalis
2.2 Iowa snow Thamnophis radix
0.2 het Christmas albino Thamnophis radix
1.1 double het cherry erythristic, albino Thamnophis sirtalis sirtalis
1.1 melanistic Thamnophis sirtalis sirtalis
1.1 triple heterozygous for amelanistic,carmel, and stripe Pantherophis guttatus
0.1 anerythristic motley Pantherophis guttatus
0.1 Okeetee Pantherophis guttatus

Yep, it's number one now. I moved my parents' phone numbers down.