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RandyWhittington Jul 18, 2008 10:22 AM

Top 10 things you hate to hear from your partner at the Daytona Expo.

10. I forgot the beer.

9. He said you owed him all those snakes and he seemed like a stand up guy.

8. Oh, you said the het hypos were $40, not the ghosts. I'm glad I only sold the two pair in that case.

7. I dropped the beer.

6. I knew you would like the view better on the second level entry way so I went ahead and traded for your table in the middle of the main floor downstairs.

5. Their out of beer.

4. I told those two girls you would be busy with the show all weekend so you wouldn't be able to make it to their hot tub tonight.

3. I thought you were getting the beer.

2. I was under the impression that species had black spots, I didn't see them moving when I picked up the pair for you.

1. No that's not a milksnake in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you.
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Randy Whittington

Replies (19)

charleshanklin Jul 18, 2008 10:26 AM

How could you forget... dude that's a dude! or Did you see the adams apple on that girl you were talking to!
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don't marry the cow when the milk is free when the milk drys up it's time for a new cow

DMong Jul 18, 2008 01:26 PM

Yes,...as much as everybody drinks at the hotel, the "adam's apple" could easily get overlooked by some!!..LOL!!!

~Doug
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"Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open mouth and remove any doubt!"

JKruse Jul 18, 2008 10:40 AM

A good jolt of humor for a change. That's awesome -- thanks Randy!
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Jerry Kruse

"It's all in the reflexes" -- Jack Burton

DMong Jul 18, 2008 01:16 PM

great stuff!, Randy!,....that was excellent!,.....now let's get back to normal, like on the other forum, and get back to ARGUING!..hahahahha!.....not!

~Doug
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"Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open mouth and remove any doubt!"

RandyWhittington Jul 19, 2008 04:02 PM

I thought I would try and lighten things up a little. After posting it I thought I should have probably put it on the kingsnake forum. If any forum needs a little more joking that's the one. LOL
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Randy Whittington

DMong Jul 19, 2008 04:20 PM

HAHAHA!!!!,.....I see you didn't have to be told which forum it was either!..LOL!!

~Doug
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"Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open mouth and remove any doubt!"

latin1956 Jul 18, 2008 02:44 PM

Very Funny!!

I liked them all! I am really looking forward to meeting most of you guys at Daytona this year. I will be staying at the Daytona Hilton!!! See you guys soon!!
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Thomas Sierra

exposito Jul 18, 2008 04:12 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. The second level thing was too much, but we are glad we won't be up there this year.

5 more weeks!!!!!
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Thanks!

Joe Exposito
Thoroughbred Exotics, LLC
www.thoroughbredexotics.com

SweeneysSerpents Jul 18, 2008 05:42 PM

Joe,

I'm sure you'll double your sales from last year being on the main floor this year. I know you have put my name on a couple of those extremes this year....................

Scott Sweeney
Sweeney's Serpents

RandyWhittington Jul 19, 2008 03:58 PM

I wasn't thinking of you in paticular when I wrote that one. Well maybe a little. Haaaaa
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Randy Whittington

Upscale Jul 18, 2008 09:50 PM

These are the top ten things I would hear if I brought my partner (wife) to Daytona, and this list was EASY

Are you ready to go now?
Have you seen enough yet?
They all look the same to me…
That would make a nice handbag
We’re not coming tomorrow too are we?
Do you think snake girl is hotter?
These people know you?
Everybody looks bored…
I think the rats are cute
How come you haven’t taken a picture of me?

Maybe I'll see some of you there. Have fun.

DMong Jul 18, 2008 10:17 PM

LOL!!!,...boy!,...do I hear THAT!..HAHAHA!......you forgot about..."my feet hurt!",....but that is just prior to you're statement of...."are you ready to go yet?"..hahahaha!

later!, ~Doug
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"Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open mouth and remove any doubt!"

bwaffa Jul 18, 2008 11:03 PM

Oh man... This year I lose my daytona virginity. Am I going to regret bringing the lady friend?

bwaffa Jul 18, 2008 11:04 PM

PS -- can't wait to meet you all!

charleshanklin Jul 18, 2008 11:55 PM

That is a huge mistake....unless your thinking of trading her in like I did last year hehehehehe
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don't marry the cow when the milk is free when the milk drys up it's time for a new cow

DMong Jul 19, 2008 12:51 AM

Yeah!,...the idea sounds great on paper, but it wouldn't go over too well with me and my girlfriend either at a long show.

She went with me to Tampa and I told her that I was only on a mission to get one snake I needed,...we only stayed there a couple hours and she was getting on my nerves BIG-TIME in just that short span of time..GRR!....when it comes to snakes,..Kim Bell she ain't!..LOL!

~Doug
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"Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open mouth and remove any doubt!"

ncstateherps Jul 19, 2008 03:44 PM

I figured there would be something along the lines of "I left the blender at the hotel..."

see you there buddy
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Peyton Hale

RandyWhittington Jul 19, 2008 03:55 PM

That was such a traumatizing experience that I've tried to forget about it. lol
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Randy Whittington

Dniles Jul 19, 2008 05:41 PM

That is hilarious, Randy. Wish I was going this year.

Dave
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