out of all the snakes that have decided to tag me over the years,i would say that the yellow anaconda(7 1/2',grabbed me on the left forearm,chewed for a couple minutes,then spit me out;the only time it ever bit me)hurt the worst,followed fairly closely by the 12' burm that had my entire hand,then the 8' female carpet that mistook me for her guinea pig(pain,pain,pain,carpets have respectable teeth).then there was the psycho black racer that chewed on me like a angry beagle with a tennis ball.i think it bit me like 15 or 16 times in less then a minute,earning it's place as cobra food.
but,like everyone else said,wash it with really warm water & antibacterial soap,if it's a bad bite,neosporin would'nt hurt.stay away fromalcohol gel,stings more then it's worth.also,keep a small spray bottle filled with cheap whiskey or vodka(not for you),if it bites again and won't let go,a quick spritz in the mouth/pit area will cause a rapid release.(on second thought, a small spritz for yourself would'nt hurt...)
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1.1 cb spotted turtles (parker(f),stinky(m))
0.0.1 cb red cheek mud (pickles)
0.0.1 cb chiapas musk (chomper)
0.0.1 cb ally snapper (gamera)
1.0 cb homo sapien(kaelan,5)
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