"I have a cold. If I go to the human doctor are they going to identify the pathogens in my airways or simply prescribe a broad spectrum antibiotic?"
No, they probably wouldn't give you any antibiotics. It seems there is a rather large problem with resistent bacteria nowadays.
" but most vets in my area are clueless"
Everyone's excuse nowadays... Maybe you could lend them your calculator?
"Either you have the answer to the question or you don't"
Sure. I can get it at www.wddc.com. Might work for you but I doubt it. Perhaps go to Mexico. You can get a lot of crap down there. Let border patrol know that you have it and see what they say; I'd be curious.
I think the question was answered when you were told it was a prescription drug for a reason. Can't kill me for rubb'n it in, you did invite it did you not?
Ian 