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Ball morph stereotypes

KRach13 Nov 09, 2008 11:40 PM

Okay. Call me weird, that's fine. But I was just doing some thinking about the characteristics of each morph. And this struck me as funny...If we were to personify them, what kind of person would each morph remind you of?

Reason for asking... the spider wobble.

Spiders have to be the ditzes of the group. I can just see one turning it's head to the side as if going "Uhhh... hurnkh.... I don't get it."

Which would make bumblebees even worse... spider pastel? Take a ditz and make them decidedly BLONDE? Hoooo. That smells like trouble.

Do you think clowns are funny?

Are RD's creamsicles just plain lonely?

Pieds would all have terrible identity complexes... "Am I leucistic or normal? Am I lucy or normal??? OH GOD I DON'T KNOW!!"

Are lavenders/snows totally elitist?

Do cinnamons smell better than all the others? ...Are they strippers?

Chime in! I'm just nerdy enough to think this thread could turn out to be the funniest thing to ever grace this planet.

-K

Replies (8)

Coldthumb Nov 10, 2008 12:10 AM

>>Okay. Call me weird, that's fine. But I was just doing some thinking about the characteristics of each morph. And this struck me as funny...If we were to personify them, what kind of person would each morph remind you of?
>>
>>Reason for asking... the spider wobble.
>>
>>Spiders have to be the ditzes of the group. I can just see one turning it's head to the side as if going "Uhhh... hurnkh.... I don't get it."
>>
>>Which would make bumblebees even worse... spider pastel? Take a ditz and make them decidedly BLONDE? Hoooo. That smells like trouble.
>>
>>Do you think clowns are funny?
>>
>>Are RD's creamsicles just plain lonely?
>>
>>Pieds would all have terrible identity complexes... "Am I leucistic or normal? Am I lucy or normal??? OH GOD I DON'T KNOW!!"
>>
>>Are lavenders/snows totally elitist?
>>
>>Do cinnamons smell better than all the others? ...Are they strippers?
>>
>>Chime in! I'm just nerdy enough to think this thread could turn out to be the funniest thing to ever grace this planet.
>>
>>-K

If there's a stripper in the bunch...then it's gotta be the champagnes
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snakesatsunset Nov 10, 2008 10:46 AM

No that would make it the bride ball, mix the champ. with a cinny and then you get the stripper ball, lol

kingofspades Nov 10, 2008 03:18 AM

So that makes silver streaks...old nudists?
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"What is man without the beasts?
If all the beasts were gone,
men would die from great loneliness of spirit.
For what happens to the beasts,
soon happens to men.
All things are connected."

-Chief Seattle (Duwamish Tribe)

ginebig Nov 10, 2008 07:15 AM

So that makes silver streaks...old nudists?

Now, THAT's funny

Quig

pitoon Nov 10, 2008 06:42 AM

Pitoon

pitoon Nov 10, 2008 06:44 AM

i guess i have to much time on my hands, let me get back to work!

Pitoon

mykee Nov 10, 2008 09:22 AM

Have you been smokin' some wacky tobacky?
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violetdixie Nov 10, 2008 05:00 PM

My pinstripe has the most violent attitude out of our 7 bps!

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