How 'bout if we put the uncle in the freezer to speed things up, then put the friend in kindergarten to begin a life of learning.
This takes me back. Many years ago I read in a very old herp book that this was a circus practice -- cooling down the large python prior to using it in an act so it wouldn't be a threat to the handler
The same book indicated that the Indian python was a circus favorite -- more docile than the Burmese version and wouldn't go off-feed even with regular shows and transport.
But keep in mind, the practice was probably cited over 50 years ago.
Makes me wonder if some animal acts would still use the practice today.
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