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hey yall know that "you know youre a herper if..." list..
i have a few things to add to that list..

you know youre a herper if you buy ziplock bags of every size for frozen rodents, instead of your food..

and you know youre a herper if you fantasize about the clearance tubs at walmart being filled with ball pythons..
(you know, when they put the xmas plastic tubs on sale and they have some on display up on the shelves and you walk by and just envision every with a snake or two in em...lol)

anyways....just thought id say that...
anyone else got something to add to the list?
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~Snake Charmer~
0.1 russian tortoise (natasha)
3.1 dogs (church, bandit, willy and tonka)
0.2 cats (squeaky, cami)
2.1 'normal' ball pythons (zenith, butters, zahara)and i want more snakes. guess you can say im developing a "reptile addiction"- lol

You know your a herper when you have a hard time falling asleep thinking of all those possible combos you plan on making

You know you're a herper when you can say with a straight face "I love my balls!" and it takes you forever to realize why everyone laughed.

You know you're a herper when you go to your little towns reptile store and the owner asks "Can you watch the place for an hour I gotta run to the bank" (This happens to me every Friday).

You know your a herper when you take 3 sick days from work because you're albino piebald escaped. (Friend of mine 3 weeks ago).
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"What are you afraid of? What ever it is, it's here. That and things your little irrational mind couldn't even dream of."

You know you're a herper when after doing laundry you stick your hand in your pocket and find snake scales....
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Luke Martin
Bronze Serpent Reptiles

You know your a herper when you fallow through with the idea of using the frozen pizza space for rats IN YOUR HUMAN FOOR FREEZER!!

p.s BAD idea when your having a girl over that thinks you just might have some ice cream in the freezer!

lolol @ice cream....you know those big buckets of ice cream...those 5 quart buckets..... we like to have ice cream around so i use the empty ones for snake related uses. one is my feeding/tank and tub cleaning bucket. and this next one is going to be a bathtub bucket for the little ones....and there is one in the freezer with mice and rats in it....sitting right next to the ice cream...lol.....and i know we wont make the mistake but i did label it...

ooooo i could start an entire thread just on that.... think i will

thanks for the replies yall...they are great to read
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~Snake Charmer~
0.1 russian tortoise (natasha)
3.1 dogs (church, bandit, willy and tonka)
0.2 cats (squeaky, cami)
2.1 'normal' ball pythons (zenith, butters, zahara)and i want more snakes. guess you can say im developing a "reptile addiction"- lol