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A non-herper woman travels with her herper husband to west Texas.
While he’s sleeping in the camper in the daytime, resting for his nightly herping activity, she drives 20 miles to the grocery store. On the way she hears a tire thumping and pulls over next to a cut.
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Being a resourceful woman, she unloads the back of the SUV to get the jack, successfully changes her tire, and is about to load all back into the vehicle when a game warden pulls up.
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The wildlife officer asks her what she is doing to which she replies "fixing my tire".
The officer looks at the contents of her SUV and sees snake hooks, tongs, and bags.
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The LEO then informs her that he is charging her for illegal “herping on a ROW” and writing her a ticket.
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The woman says indignantly, “I’m not herping.”
The warden replies "well you have the equipment, opportunity, and place".
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The lady takes the ticket and smiles and says "OK, just so you know. I will be charging you with attempted rape when I get to town at the police station."
The Wildlife LEO says indignantly, "I didn’t rape you. I didn’t even touch you!"
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The woman replies "but you have the equipment, opportunity, and place."
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Funny but I've never met a woman that could change a tire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BA