LMBO!!! That's pretty much it! I did have an unfortunate experience with, I assume, one of these little guys. I say assume b/c I don't think they are in my part of the county (South Carolina) but either way...it was an itty bitty snake. This was prior to me learning about and falling in love w/snakes. I was a counsoler at a summer camp and the guys had killed a baby copperhead right next to one of their cabins. That night, I was walking from the latrine to my cabin and saw something slithering next to me (in retrospect, I know the poor little guy was trying to get away). The first thing that came to my mind was the baby copperhead from earlier that day and I pounded it with the enormous Maglite I was carrying. I nearly woke half the camp....but as it turned out, it wasn't a copperhead.
I'm so glad that I have taken the time to know snakes and can confidently say that that episode will NEVER happen again!
Anyhow, if you would like for me to help by scanning in some pics from my guides, I can do that and will give you all of the information about the books and authors and stuff so you can credit them. Just let me know.
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Herps:
1.0 Normal corn snake "Ed"
Others:
1.0 Blue Male Betta fish "'Beta' test"
0.1 White/Lemon/beige splotched and spotted hound mix "Angel"
Human pets:
2.0 Children "Matthew" 7 yrs, "Duncan" > 1 yr
1.0 Hubby "Roger"