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New Years Resolution Post--cut the cr*p!

Jeff Schofield Jan 01, 2010 12:35 AM

Guys, new year new chances to not take every little post to thermonuclear war! Ya, I said it! We can have differences of opinions, intelligence, and taste in shoe leather without having to get our dad's involved. So quit the personal b*tchin and have intelligent arguements with RESPECT. If its your opinion say it like that, if its a fact be prepared to back it up. Lets bring a better aire of professionalism to this forum this year. If you have a problem with a poster PM him/her instead of letting it get to a moderator's decision. Sarcasm and fart jokes should be encouraged! Get to know fellow posters, some people have their sensitive pants on a little tighter than the rest of us and arent cool with mama jokes. Let's make this a better place to come with intelligent and contreversial banter! Play FAIR! Happy New Year!
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Replies (20)

PHFaust Jan 01, 2010 09:29 AM

All Hail Fart Jokes!

And you tell em Jeff!

Happy new year!
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Cindy Steinle
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mrkent Jan 01, 2010 12:09 PM

Ok, here's a YouTube fart joke!
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Kent

0.1 Hypomelanistic striped cornsnake
1.0 Lavender cornsnake
1.2 Gray-banded kingsnakes, blairs phase
0.0.15 brown anoles

PHFaust Jan 02, 2010 12:25 AM

>>Ok, here's a YouTube fart joke!
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>>Kent

Beautiful! There is nothing funnier on this planet than a fart, even Pamela Anderson says so!
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Cindy Steinle
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Jeff Schofield Jan 02, 2010 12:43 AM

Now there is an interesting locality arguement! Quoting Pam Anderson? Cindy is after our hearts boys, watch out!

PHFaust Jan 02, 2010 08:09 AM

>>Now there is an interesting locality arguement! Quoting Pam Anderson? Cindy is after our hearts boys, watch out!

The drawback to Pam is that she is a PETA freak. Otherwise I would really like her.
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Cindy Steinle
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HondoAberrant Jan 02, 2010 07:14 PM

Wow...I am glad that the MAIN problem on this board has manned up and realized he flys off the handle WAY too much, rarely taking consideration of anybody elses feelings or experience. Kudos.
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

Jeff Schofield Jan 03, 2010 03:01 AM

The idea of this thread....you missed it.It wasnt an apology but a clear slate. As far as YOUR feelings...keep them away from the keyboard, it gums it up and makes it all sticky as you know. For those who want to start counting:ONE.

HondoAberrant Jan 03, 2010 03:30 AM

YOU didnt get the idea behind my message - you SHOULD be apologizing, as you are the worst offender.
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

Jeff Schofield Jan 03, 2010 12:13 PM

Stop being a TROLL, inciting personal cr^p; exactly what this post was about. Cant you have an intelligent arguement without bringing up FEELINGS? Sparking debate on a contreversial subject takes intelligence, please try it sometime...for those counting the number of trolling posts since the beginning of the year for this poster:2.

HondoAberrant Jan 04, 2010 03:43 AM

Here's a hint for you...a TROLL is the FIRST person in a thread who is inciting people to respond. You're welcome.
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

Jeff Schofield Jan 04, 2010 11:10 AM

My first post was asking people NOT to troll(by your definition), and you have added....nothing as usual. Please reread the original post and if you have anything personal PM me.

HondoAberrant Jan 04, 2010 02:47 PM

Wow...just Wow. Are you still in High School?

Thanks, BTW, to all of those that have emailed me regarding Jeff's tirades and outbursts...I agree, it is a bit hilarious!!
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

Jeff Schofield Jan 04, 2010 05:26 PM

Hybridabbarrant, I tried to PM you, guess that didnt work, thats grownup. Say HI to KK,LiL and TD for me,LMAO. See, I got a bet going with the guys that are PMing me when you will stop...we are all figuring that you only respond to my posts(we can all see who responds to whose posts). Go stalk someone else please, but not until I win this bet!

HondoAberrant Jan 05, 2010 01:03 PM

I didnt respond to your PM because you said (in what I am assuming is a whiney voice) that you were going to get the Moderator to kick me off the boards if I didnt leave you alone. I also didnt respond because I do NOT want to have any type of personal relationship with you, I just want you to stop treating people on here like crap when they have an opinion differing from you.

I already won my bet regarding you.
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

Jeff Schofield Jan 05, 2010 01:32 PM

You and both know I never said that. The problem with these boards is that you can have an astronaut argueing with a loon about the moon being made of green cheese. Its about accepting the facts and admitting you were wrong without taking it personal. You sir have been nothing but personal and I dont have to ask the moderator anything about you, if they are doing their job they are aware. I am a biologist, and you are not a astronaut...havent won my bet yet, can you tell?

HondoAberrant Jan 06, 2010 12:48 AM

The only proof I have of ANY intelligence on your part is that you can count to 5.

As to your being a "Biologist", that actually made me laugh out loud, so, LOL!
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

PHFaust Jan 06, 2010 09:09 AM

Do I really have to sit you two down and say time out? Seriously, lets go back to discussing something benign like milk snake hybrids...


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Cindy Steinle
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HondoAberrant Jan 06, 2010 04:09 PM

LOL...Monster Island Milks??

But Yeah, I get it, I'm done with Jeffy until he rudely jumps down some poor poster's throat again.

So, give it 2 days, tops!
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

LIRepman76 Jan 03, 2010 01:58 PM

Good post!!

I almost told him to pratice what he preaches. Lol
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Please don't talk about snake prices when my wife is around!!

HondoAberrant Jan 04, 2010 03:44 AM

T least you added the "LOL" at the end, apparantley that absolves you of ANY wrongdoing...
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Scott MacLeod
2.6 Snow Hondurans
1.1 Aberrant Snow Hondurans
2.4 Aberrant Hondurans
1.3 Aberrant Tangerine Hondurans
1.2 Aberrant Hypo Hondurans
0.1 Aberrant Hybino Honduran
1.3 Extreme Hypo VP
1.1 Tricolor Hypo VP
0.1 Hypo E Sinaloan
1.0 Het Hypo E & Amel
0.1 Amel het Hypo E and Splotched
1.1 Albino Striped Sinaloan
2.7 Striped Splotched Sinaloan
1.2 Poss Het T pos Sinaloan
1.2 T pos Sinaloan

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