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The scariest words I've heard

varanid May 10, 2010 02:37 PM

Paul, I want a baby.
Said by my wife Saturday. *shudder* I'm fine with being a parent in abstract but I'm worried about money, time, space (where's the nursry going to go?)...aaaah.
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We wouldn't have 6 and a half billion people if you had to be beautiful to get laid.
6.6 African House snakes
3.2 reticulated pythons
.1 corn snake
4.2 Florida Kings
1.2 speckled kings
1.2 ball pythons
0.0.1 Argentine boa

Replies (5)

PHFaust May 10, 2010 11:28 PM

>>Paul, I want a baby.
>>Said by my wife Saturday. *shudder* I'm fine with being a parent in abstract but I'm worried about money, time, space (where's the nursry going to go?)...aaaah.
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OMG you may need to buy a bigger house!

We have a three bedroom. Snake room, my bedroom and hubby's bedroom. No room for baby!
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Cindy Steinle
PHFaust
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varanid May 11, 2010 01:39 AM

wait, you and husband have different bedrooms?? What? I can't sleep without my wife being there.
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We wouldn't have 6 and a half billion people if you had to be beautiful to get laid.
6.6 African House snakes
3.2 reticulated pythons
.1 corn snake
4.2 Florida Kings
1.2 speckled kings
1.2 ball pythons
0.0.1 Argentine boa

PHFaust May 11, 2010 11:25 AM

>>wait, you and husband have different bedrooms?? What? I can't sleep without my wife being there.
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Yep. He likes his room cold, rarely closing the window in winter. My room hovers around 80. He has his Xbox in there and can play when ever. Since we sleep on different schedules it works good.
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Cindy Steinle
PHFaust
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lep1pic1 May 18, 2010 06:22 AM

Scarry even still.Young man its twins
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Archie Bottoms

Jaykis Jun 13, 2010 06:23 PM

A puppy is cheaper.

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