Do you think we could follow the lead of HSUS and PETA and get people to believe big lies about them if we repeat it often enough to the right people?:
HSUS and PETA promote spay/neuter of animals but I think it would elevate their credibility if they took it one step further and used this type of terminology and intent in their campaigns, by making public statements such as: “Neutering and spaying pets not only prevents unwanted animals and suffering, but also protects society from offensive displays by insecure animal owners parading the naked manhood and womanhood of their pets in public, which leading psychiatrists have determined is merely a form of overcompensation for their own inadequacies. “
HSUS and PETA could then continue this line of reasoning to attack and discredit the AKC, by claiming that their breed standards are deliberately written to mandate grooming that results in the exposure of the naked manhood of many breeds in order to desensitize the public to genital exposure. They could have their staff psychiatrists publish studies that show that this is especially devastating to the emotional development of small children because it desensitizes them to nudity and sex and makes them susceptible to the influences of pornography , prostitution and sex slavery, and will result in the moral decay of America. They could then present these findings to congress and demand they pass federal legislation requiring all animals to be spayed and neutered in order to stop animal suffering and the corruption of American Youth.
They probably aren't crazy enough to try this, but maybe we could do it for them.
Does anyone know if it would be illegal to compose letters along these lines and print them on HSUS and PETA letterheads, sign them respectively Wayne and Ingrid, and then send them to all the congressional reps and senators to put the suggestion in their heads that these organizations are really insane? I was just wondering.
"Naked Manhood" offends Neighbor
