So I'm sitting on the couch the other night, reading Hubbs' "Common Kingsnakes", when the wife walks up and puts her hands on her hips. "You know what we need to do?" she asks.
Immediately my mind jumps to the next 47 hours that I will spend sweating in the yard fixing up whatever it is she has in mind.
"You need to pick a type of kingsnake, and then we should travel to where it lives, and spend a couple days looking for it in the wild. That is what we should do."
After a battery of tests to confirm that I was not, in fact, dreaming, my jaw dropped and I began gibbering some half-formed words of thanks and ideas for our trip. I now have free reign to pick a (reasonable) destination to go out and find wild kings. And I would like your suggestions, should you feel generous enough to offer them. Below are the guidelines of what I'll probably be looking for. If you don't want to publicly post sensitive information, go ahead and PM me. Otherwise, any feedback is appreciated.
-I figure we'll probably head out in April, which seems to be the month for most above-ground kingsnake activity in most states.
-I'd like to be able to drive there, and I live in West Central FL. I was thinking probably Georgia, but would be willing to drive as far as the Carolinas if necessary.
-While it would truly be an awesome event to find a wild Osceola-Suwanee, wide-banded South GA, "goini", or Outer Banks king, I'm more interested in finding kings, period. I don't want to go out of my way to search for some rare and coveted morph, and find zero snakes as a result of my narrow goal. On the flip side, I have (maybe) ruled out the cane field canals down here in FL... It just seems like shooting fish in a barrel. I really don't mind hiking for hours and flipping trash in abandoned fields.
-If it matters to you, I almost definitely won't be collecting any snakes. It would have to be an exceptional animal for me to want even one, and my wife would have to be in an even more exceptional mood to allow me to. So no worries if you're sending me to a park, protected area, or your favorite collecting grounds. I'll be bringing home pictures, not bags of snakes, and I'll keep as quiet about your locations as I do my own fishing spots (though I could be tempted to trade some good Tampa Bay fishing holes for some snake spots...lol)
Anyway, that's about it. I just really really want to see a king-- or preferably lots of them-- in the wild. I'd like for it to be in the Southeast US. And April can't come soon enough.
By the way- can I also get some props for my amazing, thoughtful wife? She would be glad to know how appreciated she is.



