I'm going to endeavour to make my wife think I bought a pet alligator 
I figure I'll use a spare rubbermaid and set up what looks like a temporary holding tub for it...or maybe I'll just use the bathtub? Like Rope a spare heat lamp and put in a basking platform somehow over lunch? I've posted FB statuses about it being in transit since I know she checks FB first thing when she gets home from work...
Anyone else doing any herp related april fools?
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We wouldn't have 6 and a half billion people if you had to be beautiful to get laid.
1.3 African House Snakes
3.2 reticulated pythons
1 corn snake
4.3 Florida Kings
2 speckled kings
1.2 ball pythons
1 Argentine boa
1 Texas Rat Snake
1 checkered garter snake
