Look under their beds each and every night to make sure this
BALL PYTHON BREEDING BOOGIE MAN is not under their beds.
He strikes fear into the souls of MANY..... You may notice the diminishing number of vendors in Daytona over the past few years..
Why?
AMIR.
He lives in Florida.
I personally know people that have left the state because they did not appreciate living in the shade... This Ball Python god cast a very impressive shadow.
Years ago when he came to me bearing his soul....
We made our deal and now you will all know his supreme CITRUS PUMA GARGOYLE GRAPHITE DOUBLE MAX FADER NEUTRON BOLT BALL.
Soul in exchange for supreme mastery of ball python morphs.
I keep his soul under my bed in a 10 gallon fish tank....With locking clips of course!
SATAN
>>all you beginners, listen up. amir is not human, he is a god. when people speak of the ball python gods, this is who they are referring to. he is only visible to true believers, but you can feel his spirit in all the big collections. if you must see him, put 20 grand in unmarked bills under your pillow, and he will appear and hand you a hypo champagne superstripe pastel yellowbelly. soleymani is the name he wrestles under. cross my heart and hope to die. kurt d.
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