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amir is not a person

i95east Apr 12, 2011 02:08 AM

all you beginners, listen up. amir is not human, he is a god. when people speak of the ball python gods, this is who they are referring to. he is only visible to true believers, but you can feel his spirit in all the big collections. if you must see him, put 20 grand in unmarked bills under your pillow, and he will appear and hand you a hypo champagne superstripe pastel yellowbelly. soleymani is the name he wrestles under. cross my heart and hope to die. kurt d.

Replies (13)

ohernz Apr 12, 2011 04:46 AM

Who wrote this post? Amir? LOL... Seriously, Amir is one of the BIG NAMES in the ball python community!
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kingofspades Apr 12, 2011 05:43 AM

I wrote a post asking about him because I knew very little about him.
I was flipping through the Complete Ball python morph section and kept noticing "Proven by Amir" or "Amir line cinnamon X this or that" and I was like "Why don't I know more about this person?"

So I asked.
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EvilMorphgod Apr 12, 2011 06:26 AM

Look under their beds each and every night to make sure this
BALL PYTHON BREEDING BOOGIE MAN is not under their beds.

He strikes fear into the souls of MANY..... You may notice the diminishing number of vendors in Daytona over the past few years..

Why?

AMIR.

He lives in Florida.

I personally know people that have left the state because they did not appreciate living in the shade... This Ball Python god cast a very impressive shadow.

Years ago when he came to me bearing his soul....

We made our deal and now you will all know his supreme CITRUS PUMA GARGOYLE GRAPHITE DOUBLE MAX FADER NEUTRON BOLT BALL.

Soul in exchange for supreme mastery of ball python morphs.

I keep his soul under my bed in a 10 gallon fish tank....With locking clips of course!

SATAN

>>all you beginners, listen up. amir is not human, he is a god. when people speak of the ball python gods, this is who they are referring to. he is only visible to true believers, but you can feel his spirit in all the big collections. if you must see him, put 20 grand in unmarked bills under your pillow, and he will appear and hand you a hypo champagne superstripe pastel yellowbelly. soleymani is the name he wrestles under. cross my heart and hope to die. kurt d.
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JYohe Apr 12, 2011 09:15 AM

you actually bought clips...man you are smart....I thought you were suposed to use 6 big books to hold the lid on....*(preferably snake subject books for best results!)

HA!......

......wonder whats' under my bed....?
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SteveinIL Apr 12, 2011 11:35 PM

perhaps you should build a breeding rack around the tank and see what awesomeness will get infused into the hatchlings.
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pitoon Apr 13, 2011 02:07 AM

....watch out!!!!!!

>>Look under their beds each and every night to make sure this
>>BALL PYTHON BREEDING BOOGIE MAN is not under their beds.
>>
>>He strikes fear into the souls of MANY..... You may notice the diminishing number of vendors in Daytona over the past few years..
>>
>>Why?
>>
>>AMIR.
>>
>>He lives in Florida.
>>
>>I personally know people that have left the state because they did not appreciate living in the shade... This Ball Python god cast a very impressive shadow.
>>
>>Years ago when he came to me bearing his soul....
>>
>>We made our deal and now you will all know his supreme CITRUS PUMA GARGOYLE GRAPHITE DOUBLE MAX FADER NEUTRON BOLT BALL.
>>
>>Soul in exchange for supreme mastery of ball python morphs.
>>
>>I keep his soul under my bed in a 10 gallon fish tank....With locking clips of course!
>>
>>SATAN
>>
>>
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>>>>all you beginners, listen up. amir is not human, he is a god. when people speak of the ball python gods, this is who they are referring to. he is only visible to true believers, but you can feel his spirit in all the big collections. if you must see him, put 20 grand in unmarked bills under your pillow, and he will appear and hand you a hypo champagne superstripe pastel yellowbelly. soleymani is the name he wrestles under. cross my heart and hope to die. kurt d.
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theserpentscoil Apr 12, 2011 07:55 AM

Lol!!! I've seen this ghost around, but he is quick to vanish. You hear about him but you don't often see him. Talk to the elders, only they can tell you what's hidden behind this myth!

Great guy, awesome animals!!!
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JYohe Apr 12, 2011 09:12 AM

OK...so he is famous....so he had like 3 names...then went for just one...and now he is like the entertainer formerly known as Prince and he is going to use just a symbol.... $

...LOL.......J/K around......but it sounds about correct ny your thoughts?....

anyone can be great, all it takes is $$$$$$$
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........JY

mikebell Apr 12, 2011 09:54 AM

He didn't get there with money. He has made money, but that isn't how he got there.
He has a keen eye for anything unusual and raises MANY dinker projects. Some pan out, others don't.
"Not Without a Yellowbelly" That statement holds true for a lot of animals.

snakesatsunset Apr 12, 2011 10:46 AM

LMFAO! Too funny, too funny.

Matt97bps Apr 12, 2011 11:47 AM

We aren't starting a cult that worships Amir as a god, right?

varanid Apr 12, 2011 04:49 PM

So, he's the Chuck Norris of Ball pythons?
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BAM_Reptiles Apr 12, 2011 10:56 PM

yea that's right, troll post is troll
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