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A love story...

mbrawley Aug 23, 2011 01:40 PM

Once upon a time...(the reader's digest version)

There was a lonely WS Florida kingsnake whose life had been turned upside down.

He caught the eye of a beautiful girl who just happened to be "on the market" and was looking for love in all the wrong places.

The two wasted no time at all and decided to...well..get jiggy wit it in a cheap motel off the highway near a truck stop in Santa Nella.

a short time later, she went in to labor, with complications. Unfortunately one egg died during the process.

56 days later, 6 bouncing baby boys and girls emerged. 1.2 Axanthic het for WS/Hypo, and 1.2 trpl het WS/Ghost.

THE END.

Update...

Dad became a dead-beat and womanizer. He was never destined to be a family man or father, and has since gone away, abandoning his family, leaving his babies to make all the mistakes young fatherless snakes commonly make.

Jr was recently arrested and booked and awaiting trial for trying to crossbreed a corn snake. Here's his mugshot.

Gimme a break guys...What can I say - I need a vacation! HAHAHA!

Replies (18)

koogie Aug 23, 2011 03:00 PM

AWWW, I loved it! Made me laugh-made me cry. Seriously, I thought I was losing it and needed a vacation.

mbrawley Aug 23, 2011 03:02 PM

Is this Maria?

mbrawley Aug 23, 2011 03:03 PM

or..."Koogie"? LOL I'm sorry

koogie Aug 23, 2011 03:34 PM

No Koogie or Vicki is fine LOL! Really, I needed a good laugh and you do need a vacation.

mbrawley Aug 23, 2011 03:45 PM

LOL! Well sorry about that Vicky...wasn't sure because of you thayeri pic you posted. Anyway, glad I made you laugh, and yeah.....vacation...yeah. Going camping in 1 month though!!!!!

a153fish Aug 23, 2011 03:50 PM

It's your fault Dad left! You didn't BOND them properly! Good luck with those, Micah!
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King Snakes! Who can make a better mouse trap?
Jorge Sierra

My Site > www.Sierrasnakes.com

DISCERN Aug 23, 2011 10:12 PM

HA HA!!! Very funny!!
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Genesis 1:1

PHFaust Aug 23, 2011 11:41 PM

The single most amusing post eva!
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Cindy Steinle
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Bluerosy Aug 24, 2011 09:17 AM

The single most amusing post eva!-----

agreed!
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www.Bluerosy.com

"its kinda like your model builders that work from a kit, if you follow the instructions, its suppose to come out well. Unfortunately, snakes are alive and all manner of things can go wrong, at any time for a million reasons. The truth is, most of those reasons are NOT INCLUDED IN YOUR KIT(husbandry recipe) that you get over the internet. Those are the fun things you get to learn on your own.

Its like you folks think your perfect. Well how you judge that is not what you think, but your results. They tell you how good you did. And that means, past tense. As each and every time you do it, your can succeed or fail. There are no guarantees, no matter how much you know. You must apply your knowledge, each and everytime, and each and everytime the results are a measure of your ability and effort. "

Frank Retes

a153fish Aug 25, 2011 07:45 AM

Not the story Micah posted, but your comment! Lol!
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King Snakes! Who can make a better mouse trap?
Jorge Sierra

My Site > www.Sierrasnakes.com

Bluerosy Aug 25, 2011 10:16 AM

well sir. Here is a post from 2006 i posted.

For you enjoyment.

forums.kingsnake.com/viewarch.php?id=1144900,1144900&key=2006
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mrkent Aug 25, 2011 07:46 PM

Rainer, I don't know if Jorge liked it but I did! Those pics were great. It makes me wonder if he thought he was cool holding the snake, until it nailed him! Thanks for sharing!
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Kent

1.1 Hypo (het lavender, striped) corn snakes, 2010
1.2 Gray-banded king snakes, blairs phase, 2008
0.0.18 Gray-banded king snakes, 2011
1.1 Oregon rubber boas, w/c 2000 and something

Colossians 3:17

a153fish Aug 25, 2011 07:49 PM

It was funny, as heck! I did laugh, but I think that guy used to sing for Black Oak Arkansas, but he had long hair back then.
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King Snakes! Who can make a better mouse trap?
Jorge Sierra

My Site > www.Sierrasnakes.com

mbrawley Aug 24, 2011 02:51 PM

Anyone else ever wake up after a good night sleep, and wonder "WTF was I thinking". Well it happened to me again.

varanid Aug 24, 2011 03:10 PM

If you mean a good nights DRINKING then yes, too frequently

Why feel bad, it was freaking funny!
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We wouldn't have 6 and a half billion people if you had to be beautiful to get laid.

mbrawley Aug 24, 2011 03:15 PM

Well, creativity IS in my job descrption....however, comma, after thinking back on it with a clear mind...oh, just never mind. Hahaahha!!!

pyromaniac Aug 24, 2011 06:25 PM

No need to apologize for such a cute story!
I have a story of teenage lust and romance that resulted in an unplanned pregnancy but that will have to be posted in the pituophis forum! LOL!
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Bob
Pyromaniac AKA Greatballzofire
Keeping cats allows man to cohabitate with tigers. Keeping reptiles allows man to cohabitate with dinosaurs.

koogie Aug 24, 2011 10:41 PM

Actually, I am hoping you'll give us some more stories :-D

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