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Uh oh, the uprights want our rafts...start splashing and maybe they'll leave.
It's week 50 and this nifty picture features two dalmations who will not let this pool be drained after Labor Day. OK, that doesn't mean much in a warm climate, but some of us can't have outdoor pools all year. <g>]
Take a few minutes from your holiday week and submit your clever and witty caption for this week's picture. As always, poetic licenses are free.
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"Aww the Dog Days of summer, may they never end.
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I'm NOT giving up my raft. Take Spotty's. All he ever does is sleep on his. 
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Mary Lou & Katie
Miss Katie
(dalm that's sitting up): ok, so jaws was just a movie, right?
(dalm that's laying down): YES! now lay down, you're in my sun and I'm getting a blotchy TAN!
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Lesya & Sophie
A Dog Owner's Prayer
Oh Lord, don't let me once forget how I love my trusty pet.
Help me learn to disregard canine craters in my yard.
Show me how to be a buddy even when my sofa's muddy.
Don't allow my pooch to munch postal carriers for lunch.
Shield my neighbor's cat from view--guide my steps around the doo.
Train me not to curse and scowl when it's puppy's night to howl.
Grant I shan't awake in fear with a cold nose in my ear.
Give me patience without end--help me be my dog's "best friend".
Author unknown
Thanks to Pattie Lawler
http://www.behaviour-problems.freeserve.co.uk/2/Poems/dogownerpray.htm
First dog: Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
Second dog: I hate when he plays war games in the pool.
I don't wanna get in! Why not? Eh... my.. umm... my spots might wash off! Yeah... yeah, that's it!
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I used to feel like the whole world hated me. Then I got a Pomeranian.
Dalmation 1, seated: Uh oh, the new lifeguard is a CAT?
Dalmation 2, trying to sleep: Whatever.
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