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Southwestern Center for Herpetological Research

Dog show...

trainertom Aug 15, 2004 11:25 AM

Things being slow in heaven, God decided to contact Satan and hold a dog show. Satan said that things were also slow in hell, and he would be willing to hold the competition. God said, "Great! Since I have all the dogs here, I am sure to win". Satan replied, "Well, if you have all the dogs, and are guaranteed a win, what do you need me for"? God replied, "You have all the judges".

Hope you all needed a dose of humor...

Tom
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"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
--Unknown

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