I made a big score at the local thrift shop yesterday. They have some bins of stuffed toys, mostly kids' toys, for a quarter each. I was digging through, and found a few safe and dog-worthy things.
There, at the bottom of one bin, was . . . a screaming monkey! It is in perfect condition, including its screamer.
It is in the washing machine at the moment. I don't know if it will replace the current favorite toy -- the cackling slingshot-launch superhero chicken from Walgreens (see pics, below!) -- but, for a quarter, it's worth a try!
Ellen







And ... at least you only got one screaming monkey. The first time I got them (ordered them .. one for each of the four dogs.. Sadie, Luke, Jazz & Jessie) I opened up the box and gave each of the dogs their wonderful new toys. It was like a freaking jungle in here.. Monkeys screaming upstairs and down. One would scream and then two more from a different area of the house. At that time, Jazz was my stuffie *noise box* killer.. and he did just that... and peace and quiet reigned until *Mom* got another brilliant idea. 

