:::::: checking under da staks ob paper werk on meez desk for meez komputer::::::: :::::dusting off computer::::::
As long as meez is here in meez offis for da day, meez mite as well take adbantage ob it and tell you wott is going on and wi meez is here inna offis. It oll started last nite wen Dad found an old outdated pak ob hot dogs inna freezer. Him grilled dem and put dem onna plate for meez Mommie ~ so dat her kud cut dem up in wittol peeces and put inna box dat nukes stuff to make speshul trets for us. Well, dis morning her wuz kutting dem up and her putted a plate ob dem inna nuke box and den her ran downstares to git sumpin ...... and wen her kamed up da plate dat had da remaneing seben hot dogs on it wuz liked kleen. Meez tried reelee hard not to wik meez wips but man.... wen meez habs sumpin dat gud dust hanging dare on meez wips wateing to git wikt.....
Da skreem dat kame out ob meez Mom's mouf shud hab peeled da paper rite offa da wolls. Meez didn't eben wate around to see if her wuz going to kum aftir me... meez raced to meez cra... offis and meez dust stayed here.
Dis wuz a reelee dum fing on meez part... :::sigh:::: Mommee is taking Chico and Haley home and her telld me dat meez kud go along. :::sniff::: Now meez offis door is lokt up tite wif meez onna inside and her is gitting Kylie reddy to go. Kan you majin?? Kylie going to see meez skin pup .. :::sniff::: MEEZ skin pup.... and oll bekauz her sez dat besides being a bad boi, meez is problee going to hab blow out poop .... sumpin 'bout "Not oll ober MI kar" oll sed wif a mad sound to her boice. Her sez dat her is disappointid in meez..... dat meez noz bettir.... and dat if meez is going to akt wike a dum ___ (meez izn't 'lowd to say dat werd) dat meez kan dust take da konseeqwensis wike a man. :::sniff::::
Mommie..... meez is sorree.... MOMMEE don't leeb meez here...
::::moan:::: meez tummy duzn't feel so gud.....
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