Friday ebening Mommee putted Kylie's berree speshul harniss on her den her putted meez berree speshul red harniss on me and her gotted owt leeshes and GESS WOTT!!??!! Her taked me, Kylie and Aimee for a walkie (Aimee issa gud gurl and akshully wikes it better wif her regular kollar insted ob a harniss). Or.. I shud say dat her TRIED to take all free ub us for a walkie. We all gotted reddee and went out fru da garaj and wunce we were inna dribeway we were 'takked by a *mop*. At leest dat is wott it wooked wike as it kamed rasing akros owr yard ... yapping alla way. Wott inna werld wuz dat wittol *mop* finking??? Him gotted rite in meez face and meez barked at him and he skreamed wike meez had bitted him or sumpin. Dat gottid Kylie all upset. Mommee wuz trying to drag alla us away frum him and da werstist fing happind... Kylie lunged and her wuz luse. Fank goodniss her wuz more interestid in katching da mop dan her wuz in running off. But, her didn't bite dat mop or eneefing.. it wooked wike her wuz dust trying to git it to go away. Mommee wuz skreaming and pulling on us anna Mommee ub dat mop finallee gotted it to go in dare garaj. So.. on we went for owr walkie and we were all walking along niselee ~ Kylie tradid plasis wif me kauz her wonted next to Mommee but dat wuz oll rite.. den her tradid plasis wif me agin so dat her kud be inna middol ob me and Aimee. Her needs to make up her mind. DEN as we started around da tern we kud heer a big dog barking rite by da street. Dat darn big blak doggie must be luse agin... so Mommee terned us around and we heeded inna uver direkshun. DEN ..... we were in frunt ub owr house and tu cars came in owr direkshun and da wun inna bak wuz going reelee fast and it swerved in owr direkshun and Mommee sed dat wuz enuff.. (we don't hab sidewalks on owr street). Walkie wuz ober... and it wuz a short walkie. :::sigh::: Darn Mop.. darn stoopid dribers...
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